2006-08-13 14:13:38 · 9 answers · asked by Randy 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
A cop pulls over a car and when he approaches he sees the driver has 3 penguins in the back seat, the cop asks,what the hell is that are those penguins ? no no no said the cop, I want you to take those penguins to the zoo right now.the next day, he pulls the same car over and sees that the guy still has the 3 penguins only this time they got shades on.didnt i tell you to take them to the zoo ? the driver says " I did, today I'm taking them to the beach "
2006-08-13 14:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by JOE 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a dumb blonde guy joke:
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef andcabbage, I never would have given
it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
2006-08-13 21:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by word to your mother. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming through the jungle?
A: He said, "Here come the elephants!"
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses coming through the jungle?
A: He didn't say anything; he didn't recognize them!
Sorry; I'm still a 5th grader at heart.
2006-08-13 21:19:21 · answer #3 · answered by Maryfrances 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm not that funny but look @ strikers questions and answers the always make me laugh!
2006-08-13 21:19:42 · answer #4 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde Joke!
A blonde woman gets pulled over by a blonde male cop. He asks to see her driver's license. She asks, "what does it look like?" He replies, "it's a rectangle with your picture on it." She looks into her purse, finds a mirror, and hands it to the cop. "Hey," he said, "I didn't know you were a police officer!"
He let her go.
2006-08-13 21:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by westsida 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go on this site: youtube.com
write "commercial" on the search
and go down on the one wtih the little blond boy that says Funny commercial and click it.
2006-08-13 21:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were two muffins in an oven, one on the left and one on the right. The one on the left says " Sure is hot isnt it?" and the one on the right screams " AHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN?!?!!?!?!!"
2006-08-13 22:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by one_destiny_123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me plezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://www.break.com/scary_movie/kid_scares_cop.html
2006-08-13 21:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kika - bika boo? hoosha!! (R U SURE) (OK)
TRY THIS WENSITE I HAVE WATCH IT AND LAUGH
2006-08-13 23:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Crazy_Wanderer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋