Every time I see a cow I get pissed off!!!
2006-08-13 13:31:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Tell it a good joke. That ends with hamburgers. Maybe if you piss off the cow you will feel better:-)
A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.
"Well," said the would-be-cattleman, "I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y."
"But, where are all your cattle?"
"So far, none have survived the branding."
2006-08-13 14:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like stop eating meat that is not from Texas. It's likely that you do.
Most people do and will be finding out in the next year or so.
But, on the great side if you do look at this site. http://www.lastdayswarning.clearwire.net/
It says that nuclear war will start by Sept. 12,2006. Start not like the end of all life.
2006-08-13 20:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by When not IF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avoid cows.
2006-08-13 20:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read Mad Cowboy and Slaughterhouse.
Meat never seemed so icky.
2006-08-13 21:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a steak and get back at them!
2006-08-13 20:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by Casey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait till they are all asleep and push them over
2006-08-13 20:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by eve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just moo and graze into the sunset.
2006-08-13 20:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by badbear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a toliet then.
2006-08-13 20:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got milk
2006-08-13 20:36:05 · answer #9 · answered by Wyatt Earp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you dont,
2006-08-13 20:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by swept away 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋