i need to find a good reason for why the chicken crossed the road......
2006-08-13 13:08:42 · 19 answers · asked by . 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
no, roxxi, its cause it looked at you......
2006-08-13 13:15:20 · update #1
Well! You see at that moment in time, the Colonel and The Pilgrims pride man were stalking the chicken. The chicken understood this and made a quick dash under several vehicles before finally escaping to the other side of the road. But the chicken would soon realize that it was not safe yet. Along came a cat, a big hungry tomcat, the chicken climbed up a pole and pooped on the tomcat from up yonder.That is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
2006-08-13 13:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very humorous, yet all of us is conscious of the chicken crossed the line so as that she ought to lay it on the line. I watched a eco-friendly Acres episode very last evening in which Lisa Douglas left a note with the chicken that she ought to like 3 eggs for breakfast. The chicken complied or perhaps left a fourth egg. The chicken must have comprehend that Mr. Haney become coming for breakfast. Lisa did not spoil the shells of the eggs because the chicken "went to a lot hardship to get them in there." LOL
2016-11-30 01:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-13 13:13:38 · answer #3 · answered by carl l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause there was a piece of bread on the other side!
2006-08-13 13:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To pick COL. Sanders eyes out
2006-08-13 13:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by raven blackwing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wanted to talk to the woodchuck who could chuck wood?
2006-08-13 13:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by bklyngirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the the walk light turned green.
2006-08-13 13:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the KFC was on the other side , its time to be eaten.
2006-08-13 13:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by girl176a1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get to the other side.
2006-08-13 13:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he could get to chickenfeed
2006-08-13 13:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by C.bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋