Has a ghost ever touched your private parts?

Question

Or do you just save that for aliens?

Answer 1

Your question made me laugh kinda.

Answer 2

I think once in a sauna some extraterrestrial grabbed my private parts but from the force of the grip it was certainly no ghost. You probably don't want to know this, sorry.

Answer 3

I ask that redneck, "Cooter, do you ever get your privates touched by a ghost?"
Cooter looked at me funny and said, " Howed you know that?"
Well, Cooter", says I, "What happened with the ghost?".
Cooter looks real relieved and says, "A ghost? Nothin', I thought ya'll said a goat."

Answer 4

I think you're thinking of that scene from "Ghostbusters" where the female ghost gives Ray a ********.

Answer 5

You must be an alien pervert.

Answer 6

that's what or brothers telling you but him as you sleep at nite, he love to touch you and tell it a ghost

Answer 7

Ghost can not touch you period but they can effect the area that you are in ok...................... But they are in some area's able to create an illusion and no one is able to explain how or why.............

Answer 8

I think it must be you doing the touching mate

Answer 9

Maybe. >_>

But think about it, would you REALLY know if they did? They can probably do it without you EVER finding out. D:

...Mmm aliens-- erm.. .I mean.. .Zombi... erm... CRAP! *runs*

Answer 10

Well that was Mary's story and Joeseph bought it so why not