If you went bowling and there were no bowling balls available what would else would you use?

Answer 1

a 40 of malt liquor...eww...and it rolls, right? best use i could think of for that crap...

Answer 2

1. Rolls of Toilet Paper
2. Little Children
3. Spare Tires from people's Cars
4. TURDS
5. The manager of the bowling ally

Oh Yeah
6. My Mother-in-law

Answer 3

1.) I have my own bowling ball
If I didn't have my own.....
2.) I would sue
3.) I would scream at the manager
4.) Never go back to that Bowling alley again... I mean what bowling alley runs out of bowling balls
5.) Do Anything and Everything in my power to make the people feel bad at get angry about it.

Answer 4

I'd use the employees because they weren't doing there jobs considering there was no bowling balls available.

Answer 5

I'd walk straight down the alley and kick the livin' sh!t out of those pins. That would surely get the alley staff attention, then I'd kick they're azzes for having no balls.

Answer 6

i would just throw those ugly *** bowling shoes down the lane to knock over the pins.

Answer 7

The video games.

Answer 8

I'd walk down the lane and kick them all down. Or use a tire.

Answer 9

you could choop off a ew heads and use them




i mean heads of lettuce lol

Answer 10

I'd use my stinkin' shoe...nothing like knockin' off a few pins...