Bonus points: How would you do it?
2006-08-13 08:52:35 · 34 answers · asked by turnein12 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Wow. Okay, some of you have put WAY too much thought into this....
2006-08-13 09:03:31 · update #1
Jessica Simpson.
Mrs. Scarlet, in the kitchen, with the wrench!
mwahahahaha
2006-08-13 08:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton
2006-08-13 09:00:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton. I don't care for Jessica either but at least she's famous for something other than being rich and a whore--I might not enjoy her music and she might be stupid but lots of people think she has talent. And she's pretty--Paris is just thin.
Paris Hilton disgusts me so much that on a recent trip to Vegas I wouldn't go to the Star Trek experience because it's in the Hilton and I don't want to give her family any of my money. I am ashamed I ever stayed in a Hilton and I never will again.
I'd kill her by drug-resistant bubonic plague transmitted from the bit of an infected squirrel (which do exist, in the U.S.) to one of her stupid dogs to her. All the money in the world wouldn't be able to help her or her dog.
How in the world can you give out bonus points? It's 10 points for best answer or nothing.
2006-08-13 09:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Gevera Bert 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hypothetically: Paris Hilton in a heartbeat. She is so guilty of being overexposed in the media that seeing her walk naked down the street would actually be LESS than average exposrure for her! Besides, I don't think she is all that, and Jessica is more my style of eye candy.
Now, as for methods. I don't believe in stringing things out, but I also want this to be quick and doubt free because the last thing I want is post-mortem media exposure that carries on for years with conspiracy theories. Therefore, track her movements, and wait until she goes tanning. Identify her tanning facility (I am assuming she tans with tanning beds in the winter.) Then, rig the elctrical system on a remote so I can spike the power on command. Wait til she is there and ZAP! Fried Paris! This way we can highlight the dangers of tanning and get rid of an unsightly blemish upon pop culture. Besides, she'll get to die doing what she loves, making herself look more gorgeous (to her own way of thinking).
Hmm, maybe I put too much thought into this......
2006-08-13 09:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I could get away with it? I would kill Paris. I love Jessica! Leave her alone!
Colonel Mustard with a wrench you silly!
Tsopolly, again, very silly! Since when did Paris EVER go to a library? You would never get away with that one.
Anyway, people, I do not believe in killing. Paris is the only exception.
Oh, I retract all that I just answered. No I leave it there, but here's my BEST ANSWER (hint, hint)
INTRODUCE THEM TO EACH OTHER AND START A CATFIGHT AND SEE WHO WINS AND RECORD THE WHOLE THING. (maybe make sure there is plenty of Jello there)
Did you hear about how someone stole Paris' celfish phone and called all the stars on her list? Oh, ha ha ha ha! Leave her alive I love to see her get tortured by life more than I get.
2006-08-13 08:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by al_dickey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton. She is a pervert who has done like 10 sex tapes.
The way to kill her:
1. Gain the trust of her maids and butlers
2. Buy some airplane tickets to Mexico
3. Sneak into her house when she is not there
4. Switch the sugar for poison
5. When she asks for her Iced Tea, I tell the butler to put some ''sugar'' inside
6. She drinks it and presto
7. Sit back and watch the action
8. Use the airplane tickets you bought and go to Mexico, where no one cares about criminals, and no one can catch you!
2006-08-13 08:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by Ragriav 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton because she is a bigger fake than jessica...jessica is actually pretty, in a way. I would tell her her dog was kidnapped and being stored in an industrial storage-thingy while me and my friends would steal her clothes and burn the ugly ones (or practically all of them). That would kill her for sure. And, oh yeah, we'd spend ALL of her money and tell famous producers and Simple Life that she told us to tell them that she is quitting show biz!
2006-08-13 09:02:02 · answer #7 · answered by MrsStaal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton.
Method of choice: strangle her with Jessica Simpson's intestines.
Oh, hang on, that would kill Jessica too. Oh well, that's life.
2006-08-13 08:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton with a candlestick in the library.
2006-08-13 08:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton, because she doesnt really do anything besides stand there and look pretty. she cant sing, she cant act, and she's actually quite stupid. Jessica may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but at least she can sing and act.
2006-08-13 09:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would kill Paris Hilton.
I would make her read a book without pictures, watch her music video, and make her listen to her whole album
2006-08-13 08:58:39 · answer #11 · answered by golden girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋