whats the most painful thing anyone has done to themselves?

Question

mine are getting a bit of plastic jammed underneath my thumbnail, getting battery acid in my mouth and falling onto a ledge thing while trying to jump it banging my knee first off the edge then landing on my keys which were in my pocket i limped badly for a week

Answer 1

I got married........

Answer 2

Riding my bike into my driveway in pitch dark (as I have MANY TIMES) only this time I hit a piece of shale rock and did
a 360 ultimate face plant over my handle bars.
Im 54.My shins look like an 8 year olds!
Next day I put little lights along the entrance to my drive way and
someone stole them.
Now I swing WIDE!!!!
But I wont quit my bike. The LTD Crown Victoria is still there
for when I seriously get a brain!!

Answer 3

3yo - I sliced my thigh open, down into the bone.
8 yo dropped a can of dog food onto my big toe (bare feet on conrete & the can was an old-fashioned one that had a seam, rather than being a 1 piece molding).
11-18yo 4 cracked ribs & approx 10-15 bruised ribs, playing rugger.
16yo - burned ther skin off the palm of my left hand, with a blowtorch.
30yo paragliding launch practise - closed spiral fracture of my right fibula - drove 50 miles home & walked round on it for 24 hours.

BUT the most pain I ever had was from various pinched nerves in my back - in 1994 I had 9 misaligned vertebrae in all parts of my back, with the worst being L5 & S1 going opposite directions. I've had various treatments. But I still get spasms & often sit down instead of falling down.

Answer 4

I didn't do it to me. A doctor did it to me. When I was pregnant I started getting constant nosebleeds. The doctor at the hospital cauterized the blood vessel deep in my nostril with a chemical on a long stick thing by putting this BURNING chemical onto it. It was like someone shoving a red hot poker into my nostril. I couldn't see for the tears. I would rather go through the birth again than that!!!

Answer 5

I was in colorguard for 4 years.During a winterguard season I had this awesome stunt I got to do in our show. I had to do a flip then roll onto my stomache. I started the flip then I landed wrong on my foot. I broke my ankle and 2 bones in my foot. I had to wear a cast for 8 weeks and have a pin put in my ankle. Not fun

Answer 6

One time I pushed a 12 inch nail into my eye and then I pounded on it with a hammer. Then I took an eye dropper and put rubbing alcohol in it and put it in the hole the nail made and squezzed it in my eye. That hurt so I thought i could get rid of the alcohol by burning it off so I lit a match and stuck that in my eye. I think I made a few bad choices that day. I hurt alot. I hate when I have days like that.

Answer 7

I was playing 3-2-1 and in as a kid and (wearing flip-flops). I jumped off a bank onto a lawn......and landed on a plank of wood with a big rusty nail sticking out of it.

Had to go to the doctors (with the wood nailed onto my foot) and have it removed. I had a hole in my foot for a long time....

Answer 8

Well, having a blood gas taken is painfull, they ram a syringe into yur wrist and poke it around untill they find your artery. Ouch.

Not vary painfull but horrific to look at... I once slipped and my left arm went through a window. I have a 9 inch scar along my left fore arm and a few 2 inch scars along my inner wrist. It didnt hurt as the glass cut so deep it severed the nerves.

Answer 9

Almost cut off my bits shaving(still intact)
tripped over a door frame and ripped my big toenail off(hospital for 5 hours)
stood on a packet of drawing pins(hurt like fook)
and been stung on the bottom on my toe by a bee (paralised me for 2 hours)

Answer 10

when i was like 7-9 not sure when but i was on the monkey bars and did a back flip and like always i had my tongue out and bit right through it and it fell off i had to get it stiched back on lol thats some crazy **** and to make that even more fucked up is i was awake the whole time not the business

Answer 11

Well, ripping off my own fingernail on accident hurt. My fiancee let me run him over with the car as a dare. He said it was pretty painful, but they rigged up a ditch for them to lay in. Try that if you are a glutton for pain/and or psycho!