Now that I'm older , I've discovered---that my wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.?

Answer 1

Join the club of almost 90.000.000.00 others, I hope that makes you feel better

Answer 2

HERE'S ONE FOR THE MEN.

From 20 to 30 if man lived it right
it was once in the morning and twice at night

From 30 to 40 if man lived it right
He missed the morning but not the night

From 40 to 50 its now and then
From 50 to 60 its goodness knows when

From 60 to 70 his little lights gone out
What used to be his sex appeal
Is now his water spout

It used to be embarrassing to make the thing behave
as every morning it stood to watch him shave
But now its getting older its sure to give the blues
To have it hanging down his legs
to watch him clean his shoes......

Answer 3

Well its time to get a bunny they like prunes and All bran, there not fussy and are always there when you need one (lovely pink things)

Answer 4

That's true about me as well I haven't rose for breakfast for a long time OOH that's a limp answer sorry

Answer 5

as a woman i can only tell ya that at the age of thirty and one child my boobs are now shrivelled little raisins too if thats any consolation...
take care now, bye bye then....
oh, and did i win??

Answer 6

Keep taking the cod liver oil for your knees comrade (not externally!).
And keep sticking it to young people.
Stay grumpy!

Answer 7

I know the feeling fellow oldie.

Answer 8

Now it takes all night to do what we used to do all night!

Answer 9

keep away from baked beans....fartings gonna reduce ya chances of sowing anything

Answer 10

My drug of choice is now Rogaine.