My dried up old nag can't hold a candle to this little piece of tail! I'm getting a huge promotion and want to get out before my income tripples so I can buy a new boat for us. How can I time it so that I can keep as much of my money as possible and stiff the old nag?
She has no clue, in fact...I just finished unloading a batch in her mouth about an hour ago. My girldfriend gets the next one in about three hours from now when I go to my "meeting".
Wife is 45
G/F is 23
2006-08-13 07:03:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I'm 48 next January
2006-08-13 07:04:06 · update #1
PS: LOL@ all you angry bitches who KNOW your husband would do the SAME THING. Sucks getting old.
2006-08-13 07:08:26 · update #2
What makes you think that a 23 year old G/F really love an old man like you for who you are and not your money???? Think carefully about it with your upper head dude, not with your lower head. Duhhhh!
2006-08-14 06:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by babe_of_spanish_gladiator69 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Taking this seriously, rather than as just a troll:
I'm not sure why it's so hard for you to leave your wife -- unless you just don't want to look bad to other people.
[You don't seem to respect her at all now anyway, so why do you even asking for tips? I've got a sinking suspicion you're just more interested in the "bragging rights" than any real advice from us. Am I right on that?]
I guess you feel pretty virile for having a girlfriend less than half your age. And maybe in some ways you are -- financially successful, ready to buy a boat, screwing around with two women at once in the same day and using them as little more than "sperm banks." [Gross concept, but literally accurate here.] Some guys would consider that success, I suppose.
It'd be interesting to know what your relationship is like with this girl young enough to be your daughter, and whether it ever develops into a mutually intimate one rather than one where she's just being used as an object.
I wonder if the same attitude you foster with your current wife will carry over to this new relationship; and once you're done using your gf, you'll move on to someone else.
After awhile, though, I know for me it would feel pretty empty. People don't seem to be people in your world, they just seem to be objects... and the responses here show that people realize that and would stay far away from you. So in a very real sense, while you have prestige and money and new horizons seem to be opening for you, you're still alone in the ways that matter at the end of one's life.
Maybe your gf will luck out and you'll end up treating her like a real human being at some point. If not, I hope for her sake she wises up soon, before losing her self-respect and personhood completely.
2006-08-13 10:35:22 · answer #2 · answered by Jennywocky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You already know what you want to do. So do it! congrats on the promotion and the extra action but remember you might be hurting your wife and divorces can be dragged out for months and even years so your boat might end up being hers. Make sure your 23 year old will be what you want and wont cause you to make a lot of wrong decisions in the future.
2006-08-13 12:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin P 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How long do you think it will be before the girlfriend dumps your old dried up di*ck for a younger, longer, stronger one? I'd bet anything you are not the only guy she is with. Karma is a bi*tch! Remember that sweetie! I am 25!
2006-08-13 07:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by strawberries 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you ll be back on here asking how do i get my wife back after
your 23 year dumps your *** for a 24 year old good looking
man then you ll be all a lone you know what comes around goes
around
have a nice day asshole
2006-08-13 07:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by sallymaxlove 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, your new hot tail, is probably playing you and she is going to screw you the way that i don't think that you want to be screwed, its called karma. And i hope your wife gets alimony so that you can't get that boat that you won't instead you will have to make payments to her. Good luck to your wife.
2006-08-13 07:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm.....you're an *** ok. you married the woman so she must have been good enough for your sorry *** at one time or another. do her a favor and divorce her so she can find someone who will treat her right....it aint you honey. go be with your hoe and leave your wife alone...she deserves lots better then you anyway
2006-08-13 07:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by raylie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
aaaa WRONG. you are pathetic! how sad for you that you will never know true love. and my hubby would never do the same thing because he is a REAL MAN and loves me and his family unconditionally. I hope your wife sticks you for everyhting you've got!!!
2006-08-13 07:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe anyone would want you. If your wife's so bad, why did you marry her in the first place dumb*$#!!!!
2006-08-13 07:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by renee1724 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your an azzhole...I hope your wife takes you to the cleaner!!! Whats her number I'd love to tell her what your planning...
2006-08-13 07:07:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋