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and something you might not know............
FW: POLICE COMMENTS
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos
around the country.
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didnt know,
that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket.
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not.
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours.
At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And...............THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...
You're right, we don't. .... Sign here.
2006-08-13 06:29:35
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I can tell you that the unit in the Army that my son is in, has recieved new Bradleys before going back to Iraq. I just hope all other units and companys recieved everything they needed also. This will not just protect them, but it will also help with their moral. So I would like to thank everyone that has helped to take care of this. Now I just hope and pray daily for all our soliders to be safe and to come home soon.The U.N. calls for Mideast peace which is suppose to start today. On a lighter note football is starting-- they are playing to see who will make it to the playoffs. Our oldest son is a Raider fan, so he was happy when they won a game last week.. Krispy Kreme doughnuts shops in AZ.and New Mexico unexpectedly closed & the co.,which filed for bankruptcy protection, will no longer deliver it's treats to local convenience stores.AZ. has a new Cardinal's stadium and it was first opened last sat. and the Red Birds won by 21-13.they played the Steelers.That's all for now !Why haven't you read a newspaper? john (dshill)
2006-08-13 07:00:33
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answered by john 1
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yes no problem,, we had weather all last week,next week,and the week after,although i have heard it should get better for september
the muslum's have been up to their old tricks again but im not going to give them any publicity as thats what they want,,
i would ship them back to the type of place they crave,lawless dead beat land with no schooling or civil liberties,
if people dont like the country they live in or the politics of that country then bloody move some where else,
apart from that babe you have not missed much
i think you have the right idea,, what you dont know can not possible upset you
have a nice day x
peace to al who crave it
2006-08-13 06:19:53
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Here ya go: 1 sports bottle $1.00
1 bottle of hydrogen peroxide $1.00
1 bottle of nail polish remover $ 1.00
1 disposable flash camera $3.86
Knowing the fruitcakes could never pull off this idiotic stunt = PRICELESS!! hahaha!
2006-08-13 06:22:19
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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I continually opt to hearken to the coolest information first because it ought to correctly be a secure brace to lean upon me and develop me contained in the undesirable information statement and the undesirable information ought to no longer be as undesirable and that i think in accentuating the functional
2016-11-30 01:03:21
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answer #5
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answered by ? 3
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Check out my question regarding the 3 cellphone-buyers.
Re: Terrorism...
2006-08-13 06:35:02
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Well I young child was unfortunaly molested. They caught the creep! And the little girl is still crying. I feel so bad.
2006-08-13 06:17:27
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answer #7
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answered by BeautifulSin64 4
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Yes it is raining in Manila Philippines.
2006-08-13 14:35:52
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answer #8
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answered by acid tongue 7
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i like ur avatar, lol. Israel is fightin against i think the Palestines(?), and the US wants to protect Israel.
2006-08-13 06:20:03
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Well...somebody may report you because of gaming with points but...ok!
Read about
BEIRUT, Lebanon (CNN) -- The Israeli Cabinet Sunday approved a U.N. cease-fire resolution aimed at stopping the fighting between Israel and Hezbollah that has raged for more than a month.
Even as the Israeli Cabinet debated and announced its approval of the resolution, Israeli warplanes pounded Beirut and the southern Lebanese city of Tyre with some of the heaviest attacks of the 33-day conflict.
Hezbollah fired more than 230 rockets, Israel reported, and several hit the northern port city of Haifa, where at least two people were seriously injured.
The IDF said it carried out more than 100 aerial attacks targeting Hezbollah militants.
CNN staff heard close to 20 explosions in the Beirut area as well as jets overhead. (Watch aftermath of hits on Beirut -- 1:47)
Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni said Sunday that U.N. resolution 1701 is "good for Israel" and "will change the rules of the game in Lebanon and the relationship between Israel and Lebanon as well."
During Sunday's Cabinet meeting, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said that with the resolution, "Hezbollah will no longer be a state within a state in Lebanon," according to the Israeli news Web site Ynet.
U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said the U.N.-brokered cease-fire will begin at 8 a.m. (1 a.m. ET) Monday.
Olmert and Lebanese Prime Minister Fouad Siniora agreed on the time, Annan said Saturday. (Watch Annan announce the deadline -- 1:15)
Siniora said his Cabinet -- which includes two Hezbollah members -- unanimously approved the resolution Saturday.
But the Lebanese Cabinet postponed its meeting Sunday to discuss implementing the resolution, a Lebanese government minister said.
The meeting was postponed one to two days, the minister said, at the request of parliamentary speaker Nabih Berri, a key negotiator with Hezbollah.
The postponement will give government officials more time to meet with Hezbollah leadership to discuss details of implementing the U.N. resolution, the Lebanese minister said.
The resolution, approved unanimously by the U.N. Security Council on Friday, calls for boosting the number of U.N. troops in the area from 2,000 to 15,000.
They would be joined by 15,000 Lebanese troops and charged with ensuring Hezbollah could not operate anywhere between the Israeli-Lebanese border and the Litani River.
The resolution also calls for the unconditional release of two Israeli soldiers kidnapped July 12 by Hezbollah -- the event that precipitated the conflict.
The resolution requires a "full cessation of hostilities" followed by the deployment of Lebanese forces into southern Lebanon. At the same time, Israel is to withdraw its soldiers from the area.
It also lays the groundwork for a more permanent cease-fire agreement.
Livni said Israeli troops would leave southern Lebanon only when the Lebanese and international forces are in place.
Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah said Saturday the militant group would cease fighting when the resolution is implemented, but indicated he did not like aspects of the agreement, calling it unfair and saying it avoids mention of what he claims are Israeli atrocities.
Violence continues as cease-fire nears
Fighting in the region has left close to 900 Lebanese dead and more than 3,500 wounded, according to Lebanese Internal Security Forces.
The Israeli military reported 143 people Israelis have been killed and more than 1,000 wounded.
The Israeli military Sunday hit targets in Beirut's southern suburbs, a Hezbollah stronghold.
According to Lebanese media, the neighborhoods of Rwais, Mamoora, Gallerie Semaan, Bourj Al-Barajne, and Kafaat were hit.
The attacks, which happened just before 3 p.m. (8 a.m. ET), were aimed at Hezbollah's leadership, Lebanese security sources said.
None of the militia's top leaders was believed to have been in the area at the time, the security sources said.
Early Sunday, at least three Lebanese civilians were killed and eight wounded in an Israeli airstrike on the southern Lebanese town of Ali al-Nahri in the Bekaa Valley, Lebanese hospital sources said.
On the Lebanese-Syrian border, two Lebanese soldiers were wounded when an Israeli airstrike hit their jeep, Lebanese army sources said.
In Tyre, Israeli airstrikes sent columns of smoke into the air. Arabic-language news networks reported civilians were killed in the strikes.
During Hezbollah rocket attacks on Safed and Shlomi in Israel, one Israeli civilian was killed and seven were wounded, ambulance services said.
A total of 24 Israeli soldiers were killed in fighting Saturday, the IDF said, making it the largest single-day loss of life for the IDF since the fighting began.
CNN's Jim Clancy, Arwa Damon, Anthony Mills, Brent Sadler, Octavia Nasr and Suzanne Malveaux contributed to this report.
Copyright 2006 CNN. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Associated Press contributed to this report.
2006-08-13 06:15:28
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answer #10
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answered by DJ Panda. 3
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