2006-08-13 05:51:03 · 24 answers · asked by Jay 3 in Health ➔ Men's Health
LOL...... I love a good fart joke every now and again!
2006-08-13 06:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's quite common - it's more commonly known as shitting yourself, and if you're old enough to be wearing boxers and not nappies, perhaps now is the time to switch back. It's like the tale of the boy in class who asked the teach: "Miss, do farts have matter?" and when she told him 'No' he replied, "Oh bugger - I've just sh*t myself!"
Of course, you could always shove a cork up your bottom! - but don't fart then - you might shoot the cat!
2006-08-13 05:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK i know what is causing this. Because i did it once my self. You are using to much Super-Blast in your food!! That will do it ever time!! Did you not read the Warnings on it? if you diden here they are,,,Super-Blast ""WARNINGS"" Use Only as Directed!! Will cause extream farting and wind burned rumps!! If you use Super-Blast and have gas for more than 8 hours see a Dr. or go to your ER as soon as you can!!! Because if you don't you can blow your rump off.."""Super-Blast is not responsible distroyed Panties,,pants,, or diapers!! Remember USE ONLY AS DIRECTED!!! And you heard it here first from a REAL Nutcase!!""NUT'S""..PS ..did i win...did i win...did i win???
2006-08-13 06:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by dl200558 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't know anyone else that this happens to on a regular basis, so I'd say its probably not normal. The fact you have to ask if thats normal concerns me. See a doctor.
2006-08-13 05:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by justasiam29 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you may have an annal condition that is allowing excrement out. You should see your doctor. This could be any number of things from hemorrhoids to cancer.
Or you could just be not completely emptying your bowels all the way upon elimination.
2006-08-13 05:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by bonita_cooper2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's normal, dude. There's even a term for it. It's called "Sharting" when you Sh*t and Fart and the same time. Hope this helps you out.
2006-08-13 10:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.. normal or not??? the problem is that you are probably not in a diarrhea stage yet but pretty close so when you pass air, some matter comes out.
2006-08-13 05:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes--if you happen to be over 90 or under 3 years of age
2006-08-13 05:54:10 · answer #8 · answered by Bruce B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perfectly normal if you are still in nappies....or a man with a hangover !! - your saving grace will be a packet of Immodium and a clean pair of pants !
2006-08-13 05:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 05:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋