2006-08-13 04:25:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-08-13 04:26:55 · update #1
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2006-08-13 14:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sherrod's future wifee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the hell you want to make of all things, Satan happy? Well, you can go commit a crime, you not only make Satan happy but you also will be happy landing yourself in jail and have free food everyday without having to work! May Satan Bless you then!
2006-08-13 04:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-08-13 13:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill all the women that back door men into fatherhood. But remember, hide the body well after you detach the head and hands that goes into a large container of sulfuric acid
2006-08-13 04:33:26 · answer #4 · answered by robwilson_4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Respect Jim Darwin's belief that they Giant Spaghetti Monster is Jesus.
2006-08-13 04:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start campaigning to re-elect George Bush...
2006-08-13 04:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by jaylaverdure 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got to church and scratch 666 into the back of one of the pews.
2006-08-13 04:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by Thumbs Up Fairy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who is this Satan?
2006-08-13 04:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sacrifice Satan!!
2006-08-13 04:32:20 · answer #9 · answered by BHANU V. RAVAL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You already made him happy by asking this question.
2006-08-13 04:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by gardenpartygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have tantric sex on a tire swing
2006-08-13 04:28:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋