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Please write your favorite movie quote of all time!! Points go to the most hilarious!

2006-08-13 03:50:17 · 32 answers · asked by Sherrie 3 in Entertainment & Music Movies

32 answers

"Vote for Pedro!!!!" - Neoplian Dynamite

"Tina you Lard" - Neoplian Dynamite

"Look I am you father" - umm i 4got where it's from

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming" - Finding Nemo

"No eating here tonight WHOO No eating here tonight WHOO No eating here tonight you on a diet" - Finding Nemo

"chewing gum is oh so gross chewing gum i hate the most" - Charlie and the chocolate factory (or willy wonka and the chocolate factory)

2006-08-13 04:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by Me me me me me 4 · 1 0

- "Say, man, you got a joint?'
- "No, not on me, man."
- "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

- "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Both from Dazed & Confused

- or from Caddyshack, the great Bill Murray as "Carl":
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga'. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So, I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

OR, from The Life of Brian:

-"We are three wise men."
- "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."

2006-08-13 06:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by megpavlikova 3 · 0 0

My husband said that the lergest penis ever recorded was 2 1/2 inches, Is this true?

This is from John Candy's last movie "Wagon's East"

2006-08-13 03:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0 0

"did you be conscious of they took my gall bladder out? it somewhat is sitting contained in the well-being facility in a jar! that the place they shop them i assume..." that's from the action picture Fried eco-friendly Tomatoes, a quote by utilising pass over Ninny Threadgoode. :) how weird and wonderful is it that that individual top above me has a quote from a action picture with "Tomatoes" in that subject matter? i did no longer think of video clips approximately tomatoes have been that everyday! haha!

2016-09-29 05:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Adam Sandlers Happy Gilmore.When Bob Barker said,"The price is wrong B."

2006-08-13 03:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by redanimalmuppet 3 · 0 0

"Kevin! You spent $967 on room service!" Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

2006-08-13 03:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by nobodyd 7 · 0 0

"Show Dick some Respect!"
"What if your house was on--, No!, what if your weed was on fire", "Thats imposible sir, its in Johnsons underwear." both from Breakfast club.

Gnny.Sergeant Hartman: God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the corps. Full Metal Jacket

2006-08-13 05:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by jeff w 2 · 0 0

"Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." --Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I don't know if this is my all time favorite quote, but it's one of them!!!

2006-08-13 03:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

" Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. And some have greatness thrust upon them."

She's the Man

2006-08-13 03:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by -107 Steps- 3 · 0 0

"After the sixth one, they just kinda walked out."
from Kate Baker - Cheaper By the Dozen

2006-08-13 04:02:38 · answer #10 · answered by dendygan 2 · 0 0

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