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Would his special move be the Slamming Prayer (TM), whereby he crashes out down on his opponent with Holy power, his fists clenched in hammer-like position? He would cry out "Ooooooh slamming PRAYER" as he comes crashing down.
On losing to this devastating blow, his opponent would have to forfeit his treasured bevvy of frankincense and myrrh.
Am i going places with this?
Comments and suggestions welcome.
2006-08-13 03:40:25 · 16 answers · asked by bobby t 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
And if Allah was a wrestler would his special move be to strap bombs on young teenagers and get them to blow up markets, halls, etc etc.
2006-08-13 03:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by petetheman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this would be a hugely marketable and successful venture. I also think that you should consider the Spinning Crucifix (TM) where Jesus stands near his opponant and, with arms extended at his opponant's face level, spins as fast as he can, subsequently slapping his opponant repeatedly.
2006-08-13 03:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Michael C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His signature move would be allowing himself to be slain so that His opponent, the referee, and all the audience members would have an opportunity to believe in Him and be saved. You might think it anticlimactic that He would give up all His power and let Himself be killed, but that's the way it goes.
2006-08-13 03:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by alcachofita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The daft sod would still choose to team up with Judas in the Tag Team competition and we all know how thats ends.
2006-08-13 03:53:00 · answer #4 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salvation. The other wrestler would drop to their knees to pray and be counted out without any violence.
Vishnu would have the quadruple pimp slap.
Buddha would just have to sit on his opponent.
2006-08-13 03:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mike R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it would be some kind of suplex. He would use his holiness to uplift even the heaviest of opponents and dash their brains on the canvas. Duly smitten.
2006-08-13 03:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by Cattlemanbob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Holy Resurrection' he will placed the opponent to sleep along with his sermons whilst the referee's no longer finding, and after the hands did no longer strengthen for the third time, the referee will ring the bell.. And Jesus will resurrect his opponent with some hallelujah....
2016-12-11 07:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His special move was dying for you, and leavin us his holy spirit of promise, now its your turn to follow him , come out of your corner and fight the good fight of faith! Im sure you will be a winner!
2006-08-13 03:47:57 · answer #8 · answered by HolyDovePraise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That a good one, but it should be Divine Retribution.
You get slammed so hard, you see angels!
2006-08-13 03:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hellooooo!!!!!
I know bugger all about wrestling so I can't really expand on your fab question, all I can tell you is that the mental image your question conjured up in my limited brain has me peeing my pants!
Thankyou friend!
2006-08-13 03:49:55 · answer #10 · answered by CC...x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋