2006-08-13 02:14:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Don't forget. You might also have to listen to her talk while it happening.
2006-08-13 02:19:12 · update #1
$13 million dollars, a blindfold, earplugs, a paper bag and three kegs of beer.
2006-08-13 02:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by Craig G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oprah is a good-sized gal, but she takes care of herself and keeps clean.
I'd pay them $80 cash money for one night in Oprah. And I'd get my money's worth. I'd start in slow and get her real worked up, then I'd pound it home again and again. The next day she'd limp on stage and tell America all about it, grinning like a girl with a new toy.
You see, Mother Oprah isn't afraid to share life's sorrows. And its joys.
2006-08-13 02:53:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is not enough money ever made to make me @#%* repulsive cows, e.g. Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Anna Nicole Smith, Angelina Jolie or Pamela Anderson. I must apologize to cows for comparing them to these @$$#*(+$. Even if I wanted the large amount of money someone theoretically offered, I could not physically perform with repulsive women.
2006-08-13 02:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, the word "bang" can mean two things: kill her and have sex with her. In such a case, the price would be different. Anyways, Oprah is a tremendously famous and smart woman. The real question you have to ask yourself is: How much would ANYONE to pay to bang me???
2006-08-13 02:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An infinite sum of $. I'd want an unlimited visa card. Oprah would have to pay the bills, of course.
2006-08-13 02:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by zillian.thrax 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the realy stupid questions, because generally, people like Oprah. And she has enough money to have you killed with a satellite laser from space.
2006-08-13 02:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by Jonny Doom™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you want to know how much it's cost go to her web site or call the show.
2006-08-13 02:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by meme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would have to be enough for me to retire and live very comfortable for the rest of my life and NOBODY can ever know about it :)
2006-08-13 02:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by Ken B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some things should be left to the imagination!
2006-08-13 02:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More money then the US's national debt.
2006-08-13 02:20:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋