2006-08-12 23:58:30 · 16 answers · asked by jonny d 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Amusement Parks
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2006-08-16 21:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I found this the other day, it made me laugh, hopes it makes you laugh too!
Embarrassing Moment - First Date
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show ... she took the prize hands down ... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off."
2006-08-13 00:04:53 · answer #2 · answered by Tom E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the washington post asked readers to take words from the dictionary, add, omit or change one letter, and supply a new definition:
Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it
Hipatitis: terminal coolness
Glibido: all talk and no action
Inoculatte: coffee taken intravenously.
2006-08-13 00:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: Neither are both the same.
2006-08-13 00:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happens if you cross a snowman with a vampire
you get frostbite.....
but nothing like the poor woman stuck to the car fender!
2006-08-13 01:15:51 · answer #5 · answered by Breeze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did you cross the road, cus u were pissed off
2006-08-13 03:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by omri s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just google joke websites and you'll get a bunch of them.
2006-08-13 06:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a joke but should make you laugh
2006-08-13 00:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by ryn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay so theres a turtle and a snail. the snail is riding on the turtles shell. and the snail yells wee!
ha ha... get it? cuz they were moving "o so fast" ha ha
2006-08-13 11:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by docpepper33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this little boy wrote to santa one year and said i want a brother and santa said well give me your mother
2006-08-13 04:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by Brian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋