In a fight to the death, very fun.?

Question

Please make a story using the following.
Put Al Capone, Nixon, the Marlboro Man, a disease infested prostitute from vegas, Profesor Plumb, Chucky Cheese, Tony Montana, and your mom in a giant cage and give them a rope, a chainsaw, a gladius, a throwring knife, a half full bottle of Jagermeister, a large rock, a cannon, and a sharpened stick.

points awarded only if you use all these elements

who would emerge victorious?

Answer 1

You put them all in the cage. Chucky Cheese drinks all the Jagermeister and starts getting really annoying, the prostitue think's he's cute.
The Marlboro Man won't stop smoking which bothers Profesor Plumb, Plumb grabs the chainsaw and goes after Marlboro's neck. Your mom disaproves of the mess this causes so she goes after Plumb with a sharpened stick. Tony Montana, armed with the rock, defends Plumb. Nixon grabs the gladius and defends your mom.

At this point, Al Capone get fed up with Chucky's antics with the prostitute and blasts everyone with the cannon.

EDIT: I forgot the throwing knife. Oh well, lets just give it the Chucky and the prostitute and let them do what they want with it. I'm sure i don't want to know.

Answer 2

One Short Short Story, as requested.
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This guy on Yahoo asked people to write a story including "... Al Capone, Nixon, the Marlboro Man, a disease infested prostitute from Vegas, Professor Plumb, Chucky Cheese, Tony Montana, and your mom in a giant cage and give them a rope, a chainsaw, a gladius, a throwing knife, a half full bottle of Jagermeister, a large rock, a cannon, and a sharpened stick."

Several people read the request, but no one thought it would make an interesting story. Someone corrected the misspelled words, though.



THE END

Answer 3

Al Capone, Nixon, the Marlboro Man, a disease infested prostitute from vegas, Profesor Plumb, Chucky Cheese, Tony Montana, and your mom in a giant cage and give them a rope, a chainsaw, a gladius, a throwring knife, a half full bottle of Jagermeister, a large rock, a cannon, and a sharpened stick....

all fought against me and lost.

Answer 4

Put Al Capone and Nixon, the Marlboro Man, a disease infested prostitute from Vegas, Professor Plumb, Chucky Cheese, Tony Montana, and your mom in a giant cage. Give them a rope, a chainsaw, a Gladi's, a throwing knife, a half full bottle of Jagermeister, a large rock, a cannon, and a sharpened stick.

Then you would have one hell of an orgie

Answer 5

Put Al Capone and Nixon, the Marlboro Man, a disease infested prostitute from vegas, Profesor Plumb, Chucky Cheese, Tony Montana, and your mom in a giant cage and give them a rope, a chainsaw, a gladius, a throwring knife, a half full bottle of Jagermeister, a large rock, a cannon, and a sharpened stick.


i was the winner

Answer 6

I think the Vegas prostitute would kick *** those broads are TOUGH and drink like fish, Capone would be a close second.

I love my ma,, but she would get a schooling.

Answer 7

Homework on the weekend, no thanks:)
but dude seriously a ""disease infested prostitute from Vegas"
couldn't you have more specific?

Answer 8

You sound very bored dude.

Answer 9

your mom

Answer 10

Are you being funny???


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