If you put G.W. Bush, batman, superman, a shoalin monk and pissed of german sheppard?

Question

on a tiny island, gave them each a choice of weapons including only a chainsaw, a whip, a samurai sword, a mag-lite, and pitchfork and told them to fight to the death, what would happen.
10 pts for most inventive answer.

Answer 1

Well batman and superman would be in a cave somewhere blowing each other.

George Bush would be looking for a visor so he could see without squinting and

the shaolin monk would stare at the german sheppard until it gave in and have it for dinner.

After a good nap Batman would call Robin to rescue them who would them ***** slap superman who would cry like a girl

Bush would continue his life being distracted by shiny objects while dizzily searching for his chainsaw (which had been immediately hidden by the others so they could laugh at him all day)and screaming
" We must find oil! There are weapons here of mass destruction!"

In the "super hero fight" Robin would blind Batman with the maglight while superman lunged at it in slow motion screaming "noooo!", only to watch the light disapear into the sea.

Superman would then grab Robin and the whip, return to the cave

and the shaolin monk would walk to the other side of the island to find a "Sandals" resort and a flight home.

Answer 2

Well since you did not include kriptonite then it's obvious who would be running things. Bush would order the German Sheppard killed right away because you know how he feels about anything German. Batman would spend most of his time sucking up to superman insisting that he's a super hero too. All that is left would be to make the monk someone b*tch! Of course he would most likely be opposed to the idea but hey, kung fu don't mean **** to Superman and I'm sure Batman's not all that impressed either. Bush would probably pass on the idea trying to impose a constitutional ban on the prospect.

Answer 3

Bush would just run, forget the weapons(eventually he will be found and killed) Batman and superman would use their special powers and kill each other because batman slept with lois lane in episode three, they both fall off the cliff, the sheperd would be the one to find bush, kill him with the mag-lite and then try swim to civilisation while on the way getting eaten by pirahnas and the monk you would find where they were all placed at the beginning laughing, drinking the alcohol that superman smuggled.

Answer 4

The monk would spend the better part of his days trying to teach Bush how to nuclear. Batman and Superman would run off to Mykonos, Greece (the gay island) and get married in peace. The german shepard would kill Bush for being an idiot.

Answer 5

G.W Bush gets killed first because hes all talk.
Pissed off German Shepard dies next.
Batman next he was missing hes best power of all robin.
Superman. a bit hard fighting in a wheel chair.
Shoilin Monk wins only using a samuri sword. he was much too fast for the others attacks

Answer 6

Steven Spielberg would say "That's a wrap."

Is it just me or can Steven take just about any far out situation and make it a believable event?

Would especially like to see George buy it, perhaps his testicles could be dunked in Alpo thereby making heroes of the Germans, first time in history perhaps, but would truly make the science fiction believable at the hands of Spielberg.

Answer 7

Batman and Superman would save the dog and the monk and therefore humankind

Answer 8

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Answer 9

Osama bin Laden would finally show up to jot down some notes on "How to be a Pro Terrorist"

Answer 10

Pissed of?
do you even look at your question before submitting it?