Ok .... your turn!
2006-08-12 18:03:47 · 13 answers · asked by pickle head 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves
Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets
Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
have fun.
2006-08-12 18:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by daniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the following we bypass back the "JehovaGod brigade is back" they're violently hostile to each available type of worship. you won't be able to sing you do not kneel and could under no circumstances be stuck being everywhere close to a church! They were instructed that there is an evil spirit in each church in the international.All hospitals and colleges belong to devil!
2016-11-24 22:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma is so fat that you Daddy takes a walk around her every evening for exercise.
2006-08-12 18:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Watson 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama`s measuements are 36 24 36 and the other leg is the same
2006-08-12 18:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by me too 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
2006-08-12 18:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by Aztek G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat when a bus hit her she said hey who threw that rock at me!
2006-08-12 18:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My momma died a few years back and I don't appreciate that remark one bit!!!!!
2006-08-12 18:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so ugly.........
she has to sneak up on the mirror
2006-08-12 18:15:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your momma so fat she heard .. yea yea yea this is GAY like 3rd grade s hit!
2006-08-12 18:10:18 · answer #9 · answered by Tiffany P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bored tonight, are we?
2006-08-12 18:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by Susan L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋