2006-08-12 17:30:11 · 15 answers · asked by Rhonda M 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
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2006-08-15 20:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
This guy was duck hunting and was stopped by a game warden and the warden seen his three ducks the hunter had shot,and asked to see the ducks,well the huter said sure,and the warden stuck his finger up the 1st ducks a s s and then smelled it.Then asked the hunter if he had a licience for NY.The hunter said yes and showed it to him.Well the warden then took the 2nd duck and did the same thing and asked the hunter if he had a licence for the state of DE.He said yes and showed it.The warden then took the third duck and did the same thing again,and asked the hunter,hmmm,you got a licences to the state of OH where this duck is from?The hunter said yep right here.The warden then asked,'where are you from anyways,'the hunter pulled his pants down and bent over and asked,why don't you tell me,'to the warden.
2006-08-13 01:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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A Spectacular Job
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."
2006-08-13 00:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by nice guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
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Hey, is everyone dead in here or is it just me??? How about this one... A man visits the doctor. The doctor says "I have bad news for you. You have cancer and Alzheimer's disease". The man replies "Well, thank God I don't have cancer!"
WOW, this room IS tough!!! How about his one... What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks!!!
Thank you, thank you!!! Don't forget to try the veal cutlet!!! I'll be here all this week!!!
2006-08-13 00:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sean T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honorary Degree
This degree is awarded to the
most ignorant in all of
Yahoo Answers
2006-08-13 00:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do a pimp and a cowboy have in common?
they both know how to throw a ho-down.
See the link below for the Ultimate Joke Directory! Go to jokes or click on ultimate joke directory...
2006-08-13 01:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Sasha J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the carrot put the green corn on some secrete potatos in doughnut land near some flying taco burritos on picato day. here is your answer. because the chicken jumped on a lemon.
2006-08-13 00:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by energy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question: What's the three-legged dog say when he walks into the bar?
Answer: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!
2006-08-13 00:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever funniest question u hav read in Yahoo Answers, that would be my idea of funniest joke!
2006-08-13 00:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this may not be the funniest, but its the first one i thought of when i read your question..here goes...
there are two men stranded in a boat in the middle of the ocean. they see something floating in the water. it turns out to be a lamp, but there is only one wish left. one of the guy says, "i wish the entire ocean were beer!" and pooff! the ocean turns to beer. the other guy slaps him and says, "YOU IDIOT!!! NOW WE HAVE TO PEE IN THE BOAT!"
haha.
2006-08-13 00:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff.
Ba dum schh.
2006-08-13 00:35:28 · answer #11 · answered by xaandria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋