2006-08-12 17:18:24 · 13 answers · asked by butt_boggle_4_all 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
yes throw waffles
2006-08-14 20:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by knolley68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take it you probably at one point or another had to make the life altering decision of whether to read schoolbooks or comics....
WHO KNOWS WHEN STUPID LURKS IN THE BRAINS OF MEN? THE SHADOW KNOWS...
Ninjas aren't simply a little group of people who meet on Wednesdays at the Elm Street dojo in Shitsville, USA.
And they're also not simply assassins that Americans can over stereotype a hundred times for the sake of cinema.
They are the elite with the capacity to kill and the discipline to know better. They are trained to be able to make split second decisions in and out of battle. They must be very intelligent or else they won't be able cut it in the most basic of training. They are stealthy collected and always tuned in to their environment.
They are taught honor and morale above all things and that is very good because if they weren't half of Hollywood would be dead right now as a direct result of their ignorance and profoundly narrow minded ideal-isms on the culture and way of the ninja.
They are taught how to blend in with societies and assimilate themselves accordingly. They are also trained in a wide range of healing techniques and taught how to truly take care of their bodies.
In short ninjas are like the Marines without all the superficial crap thrown into the mix. and about twenty times the efficiency and discipline as an end result.
2006-08-13 17:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Rick R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, a good christian does not throw away and waste food..but may throw away their sinful life but please do not forget to place it inside a bottle to be more effective in harming those who may wish to catch it...and that my brother is a very good ninja technique. You can be a good christian and a dangerous ninja at the same time. Have a safe and blissful mastery of these techniques.
2006-08-13 05:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by Henr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since Christians do not believe in the power of Chi to sustain the warrior in battle,you are unlikely to be able to dodge the incoming weaponry long enough to throw anything.However you seem to be quite capable of waffling on.
2006-08-13 01:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by mystic_master3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. You should throw waffles in every situation. Though I don't know what waffles have to do with anything.
Always, always use waffles whenever possible!
2006-08-13 01:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth L J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F#ck the question...Where did you get the Slistack avatar? Rock on Land of the Lost, rock on
2006-08-13 01:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by Lobo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if theyre cut in cool shapes! =D
2006-08-13 00:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by Zander Mathis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep, you could substitute those tasteless wafer things too
2006-08-13 01:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by bricabrac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you should throw Christ stares, little crosses with sharpened edges
2006-08-13 00:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah!.....and maybe some chips ahoy!
2006-08-13 00:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. US of A, Baby! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋