2006-08-12 16:55:35 · 7 answers · asked by stringemuphigh 3 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
My sweetie was licking, sucking & tearing up my pussy. All of the sudden nothing.... I thought WTF did he pass out? Hmmm... nope, but he fell off our damn bed & i laughed so hard i cried. Didnt kill the moment..... when he finally got his sweet azz back on our bed, he was my knight in shinning armor.
2006-08-13 11:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll start. I dated a guy once who liked to yell during sex "Grab my ***!" Only he had a thick Chicago accent and it ended up sounding like "Grab my Ace! Grab my Ace!" When yelled at the top of his lungs it was hilarious, yet embarrasing, since I'm sure the neighbors heard it
2006-08-12 23:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I was very very drunk once and I meant to tell him to scream my name but I ended up screaming my own name. It just killed the moment because he started laughing to hard and I was too wasted to realize whathappened until the next day.
2006-08-13 18:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Moments before I was ready to come, I let out this tremendously loud and long fart. A real horn blower. She could not stop laughing.
2006-08-12 23:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The phone rang and my friend told his wife he was going to the racetrack that night....with me !
2006-08-13 00:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by marnefirstinfantry 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
peed in his face
2006-08-16 18:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by tanya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the girls stuff stank, so i pretended like i couldnt get it up
2006-08-13 00:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by lc_firefighter 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋