2006-08-12 16:19:30 · 19 answers · asked by I KILLED BARNEY 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, Big Bird does have that long schnooz...
2006-08-12 16:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney
2006-08-12 23:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by puma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Big Bird. Barney is just a mentally challenged dinosaur...
2006-08-12 23:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Edward M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney, I used to watch big bird.
2006-08-12 23:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by phe_03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney.
2006-08-12 23:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by naomihank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither, everybody kows Big Bird and Barney are an item!
2006-08-12 23:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Maddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say Barney. I don't like Barney and I will never let my child watch him if I ever have a child.
2006-08-12 23:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by ~~Catbird Woman~~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
barney
he is the devil
1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers:
666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
2006-08-12 23:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by EMO cupcake 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i like your screen name. here's a rap i wrote about killing barney:
there's a big purple dinosaur,
its gay and its a whore,
it touches 5-year-old-balls,
and its over 6 feet tall.
yeah i hate this *****,
my finger does start to itch,
when i see my gun,
man shooting it would be so much fun.
so i loaded my chaingun,
yeah, with ammo a ton,
my shotgun i did pump,
i intend to leave more than a lump.
i went down to the smallest detail,
even what i would do to his tail,
i put a knife and a pistol in my pocket,
and headed off to sock it.
i saw it raping a little boy,
oh joy oh joy, i can catch it in the act.
but i knew i had to wait before i attacked.
so carefully i selected my best sniper weapon,
a 50 caliber, was a wonderful gun,
i pointed my weapon at the window of his
dressing room,
and i pulled the trigger with a great boom.
i climbed through the window,
yeah, real steady, nice and slow,
whipped out my pistol and let a few rounds go,
then i took to the task,
of removing his hideous purple mask.
to my horror and surprise,
one one who i had given demise,
barney was an asisan,
of that i am certain, even though my eyes were
hazin.
that's how i killed barney,
though i told the tale kinda yarny,
short and sweet i shot him to death,
and now he is laid to rest.
2006-08-12 23:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably Big Bird. When the cameras stop rolling, Sesame Street turns into a no holes barred orgy.
2006-08-12 23:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Martin523 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋