there have been many... seinfeld deffinatly having many catch phrases such as "but i dont wanna be a pirate!" hahahha good stuff there along with many that 70's show quotes by Kelso and the foot-in-*** statments by Red are great... simpsons south park some family guy all have great quotes too... what are some of your personal favorites?
2006-08-12 16:14:32 · 11 answers · asked by T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Memorable Quotes from
"Everybody Loves Raymond" (1996)
Frank Barone: I tried nice once. Didn't care for it.
Marie Barone: Is that what happened to smart?
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Ray Barone: Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling.
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Robert Barone: Hey, ma. I told Nemo you were hurt so he threw in these breadsticks for free.
Marie Barone: These look old.
Frank Barone: You are what you eat.
Marie Barone: Robbie, give your father his order of miserable bastard.
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[Raymond and Debra are planning their wedding in a flashback]
Ray Barone: You're already planning the wedding?
Debra Barone: I've been planning it since I was 12.
Ray Barone: But you didn't meet me until you were 22.
Debra Barone: Well, you're the last piece of the puzzle.
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Debra Barone: I never thought I'd miss our little apartment.
Ray Barone: C'mon, that apartment was tiny and cramped and noisy.
Debra Barone: Yeah, your parents would only visit once every other month.
Ray Barone: I loved that place.
Debra Barone: Yeah, I know.
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Marie Barone: One day you'll turn around, and I'll be gone!
Ray Barone: [Spins completely around] Not today!
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Debra Barone: It's not about winning and losing.
Ray Barone: You know who says that? The loser.
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2006-08-12 16:16:32 · answer #1 · answered by Samar 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Phoebe: Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" Y'know? Mine's gonna say "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive. ROSS: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half. Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! " Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. " Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you? Ross: Your money's mine Green. Rachel: Your fly's open Gellar!! Monica: Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor. Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor. Monica: Oh, so you can move them. Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away MY SANDWICH?!!! MY SANDWICH!!!!!! Joey: Ross, have you ever been beaten up before? Ross: Yeah, sure. Joey: By someone besides Monica? Ross: What are you doing? Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some? Ross: No thanks, I'm 29. Joanna: What are you doing? Chandler: I'm getting dressed. Joanna: Why? Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me Chandler "If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!"
2016-03-26 23:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On an old show, One Day at a Time, Snyder always had the funniest quotes, starting with " Please always remember and never forget..........." I can't think of any but they were always absurd and funny.
Then the other that comes to mind Mr. T from the A tem "I pity the fool...."
I also agree, Red from the 70's show has some good ones.
2006-08-12 16:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by vesserkity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't belive Samar said the exact samething I was going to!, LO L ! The one about Marie from Everybody loves raymond, saying One day you'll turn aound and I won't be here, and Ray Turns in a circle and then says Not today!
2006-08-12 16:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by blonde mom70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Jump off the high dive, store down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!!". Matt Le Blanc, Friends
"There's a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that... that line, is a scarf", Jennifer Aniston, Friends. (Talking about how a guy at work that she hated gave her a scarf for her birthday)
"I NEVER apologize... I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am", Homer Simpson
2006-08-12 16:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by Dan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Simpson when Homer put up the Christmas light and bart said " it's craptacular" i don't know why I laughed so hard at that but I did.
2006-08-12 16:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sleep Tight, and don't let the bed bugs put their foot up your ***!"
Red Foreman from That 70's Show
2006-08-14 05:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything dave chapelle has said.....
"Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway"
"Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it."
2006-08-12 16:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poppy's a little Sloppy!
2006-08-12 18:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If a tree falls in the forest,
and no one was there
to hear it make a sound .......
how do you know it fell ? "
Coach, from Cheers
2006-08-12 16:24:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋