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I've been having naughty thoughts about my cat.Is that wrong?

2006-08-12 15:17:09 · 52 answers · asked by ... 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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really what kind of naughty thoughts, the sexual kind or the lets torture the beast tonight for fun... to answer your question "is it wrong", well if it feels good Amy then its not wrong. perhaps you and I could do something together with the pussy. hope that helps.

2006-08-12 15:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 11

If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him NO.

Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a barndoor man, no.


Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
Done with sheep

Dirty Deeds, don't tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds done with sheep --Baaaaa!
(Quiet gals, I think the shepard's comin')



Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time the ***** hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

2006-08-12 15:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes

2006-08-12 15:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by Cool guy 2 · 2 0

Yes that is extremely wrong. I think you need to go and see a psychologist, or maybe get rid of your cat if it's causing you to have disgusting thoughts about it.
Better still get a man!

2006-08-12 15:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If u been habing naughty thoughts, then maybe ur cat is bothering u 4 some reason? try to fix it. ur gonna come to love ur pets. dont worry

2006-08-12 15:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's called zoophilia. It's all about opinion. Most people would find it creepy and wrong. So, um, maybe you should just keep those weird thoughts to yourself and DON"T TOUCH THE KITTY!!!!

2006-08-12 15:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bondy 2 · 0 0

Your sick and need to find a toy or boyfriend. Just cause its always there for you doesn't mean you do it with the cat. Is that something you would want people to know about you? Weird!!!!!!!

2006-08-12 15:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by Just wondering 3 · 2 0

funny you should ask that. never ask if something is wrong when the question contains the word "naughty"

2006-08-12 15:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by phe_03 4 · 1 0

depending on what type of naughty thoughts you are having.

2006-08-12 15:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by krayzmom 4 · 1 0

If your cat is of age, then there's nothing wrong with what goes on between consenting adults.

2006-08-12 15:20:08 · answer #10 · answered by Village Idiot 5 · 1 0

You can think whatever you like. Its the "doing" part that
gets you in trouble.

Leave your cats alone and try to think up less juvenile questions.

2006-08-12 15:19:26 · answer #11 · answered by Elana 7 · 1 0

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