My wife always gets mad when I drink directly from the milk container. But she puts my penis in her mouth....I don't get it ????
2006-08-12 14:38:04 · 9 answers · asked by jim 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Evidently, she doesn't know where your penis has been. Maybe you should tell her.
2006-08-12 14:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your wife why drinking from the milk carton upsets her and you will have your answer. But consider this. Before your penis goes in her mouth, its safe to say it was cleaned moments before insertion yes? But when you drink from the milk container, besides yourself, who knows what recently entered in your mouth and while some of it's residue finds it way inside the milk container. Do not alien particles in milk causes unhealthy bacterias and germs over a short period of time.
2006-08-12 22:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ntrigue1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Penis is cleaner than your mouth. The mouth has Streptococcus bacteria that hides in the plaque. By adding germs to your Milk i a refrigerator the bacterias grow slowly, but can be accelerated by adding more bacteria to it and spoil the milk sooner.
Never drink directly from Milk cartoon...it is unhealthy for the Milk....lol and you!!
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2006-08-16 10:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take an empty milk container, cut hole in the bottom to stick your erect penus through, call here into the bedroom and offer her a swig.
I once new a gal that couldn't give head with out having a glass of warm milk on the night stand. She take a mouthful of milk and began givin head. She was from Wisconsin. She had a cheese fetish too. MERCY!
2006-08-12 21:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by ricosuarve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with her she is telling you to use your manners and it's a big thing you don't let your kids do it so why should you get to and you can't compare it to her sticking your penis in her mouth she is pleasing you not unless a milk container please you.
2006-08-12 21:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by crazygurl_28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, as long as you're not putting your penis in the milk tell her to chill out.
2006-08-12 21:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by Carla P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make a good point on the germs thing but.. your back wash will make the milk go bad fast.. lol
2006-08-12 21:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by Ibdreamin099 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, maybe if you weren't such a lazy a$$ and actually used a cup, she'd be doing more than just a bl*wjob.
2006-08-12 21:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. One is disgusting, the other is love.
2006-08-12 21:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋