2006-08-12 14:29:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
What is worse than getting raped by Jack The Ripper?
> Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
2006-08-12 14:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by Arts 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
2006-08-12 14:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by mka1369 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Channel that negative ability into some thing functional. You crave love and interest, so why no longer get a puppy? That way each and every of the affection and interest you supply will be reciprocal. Volunteer someplace like a soup kitchen or with children (if you're qualified to artwork with them). you delivers with out project to a reason which will take exhilaration in with out project. Happiness is often stumbled on no longer contained in the hands of a guy, yet contained in the smile of someone in favor.
2016-11-30 00:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, lets have a virtual slumber party! You come on over and we'll do each others hair and nails or whateva...I'm not that girly so you'll have to help me *blushing*.... but you get it. Then we'll order some pizza or chinese food and watch a movie. We'll stop watching half way through, because we'll start talking... about why we are lonely, what we dream of doing in life, etc. We'll have a good cry and then a good laugh... then fall asleep on the couch while watching the movie...knowing in our hearts that we've found a really good friend for life. *hugs* :)
2006-08-12 14:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by Flyleaf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, i'm a little lonely tonight but that's ok. loneliness sends me to God. i don't believe that any human relationships can completely fill that emptiness inside all of us. the Bible says that God has put eternity in our hearts. Augustine said that we are restless until we rest in Thee.
2006-08-12 14:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of a fast sexy car! like Lambo or a Corvette! That brighten's my day. Or go outside and work on an 88' Camaro Z28, oh wait, YOU DON"T HAVE ONE!!!!
2006-08-12 14:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
JESUS LOVES YOU GIRL!!!!
...and it wouldn't hurt to pull out a Bible and read a little! you just might find something amazing, like i did!
2006-08-12 14:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by peakfreak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im just sitting here , playing with my voodoo doll. i made some popcorn want some??
2006-08-12 14:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by darkangel1111 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
SO AM I
2006-08-12 14:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by russellmcmillen1947 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋