This is my second request. the robots jammed the first signal, but I have found a link up that they dont know of. Time is running out. Please send help.
2006-08-12 14:25:04 · 13 answers · asked by johnny r 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Oh, here you are! Don't you know you can be found by a simple bot? Now, be a good little human and get back in the matrix.
2006-08-12 15:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by Bender 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry Johnny...help is on the way. Milton (Fatman) Clopsky 'the robot killer' is enroute to your location with a hammer. Meanwhile...curl up on the floor and pretend that you are a potato kanish; robots are afraid to approach potato's.
2006-08-12 23:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by RagMagOrg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't send help -- the robots have placed an impenetrable force field around you. Sorry.
2006-08-12 21:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Then why is the computer letting you use it to type? If the Robots are that smart, they should not let you use this.But hey, you can dress up like the Borg, and scare them away. Good luck
2006-08-12 21:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by Cosmo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't worry...they are girl robots...they come from a planet of all girl robots and they deside you use you as the only guy on the planet...they just don't know how to tell you yet (they don't speak english on that planet)...so just sit back and relax...and enjoy
(don't worry...they will be gentle)
2006-08-12 21:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a space cadet.
nice to hear funny little posts to help one crack a smile every once and a while...but maybe you should put some posts in the insane/disconnection from reality section just in case your actually seeking help answering questions pertaining to your grip on reality.
Peace out champ
2006-08-13 06:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by secondsfrometernity 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
super Sarah and her robot fighting pit bull are on the way
2006-08-12 21:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Slight problem...
We can't find your body, so we'll have to extract your consciousness from their database.
This may hurt, but its the only way.
Please stand by.
2006-08-12 23:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by : ) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I'm on my way. When I get to the stop light, hop into the truck.
2006-08-12 21:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If a robot is programmed to capture you and it hasn't killed you yet its likely you will be ok. quit complaining.
2006-08-12 21:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by kioruke 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋