A Muslim wearing a T-Shirt that says "Martyr" or Ann Coulter?
2006-08-12 14:14:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
It's the Liberals' agenda for today, Let's look and see what a day is like for the Liberals of America...
Liberal Agenda for August 11, 2006
Wake up. Hug tree.
Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spread on toast.
Get dressed in hemp suit.
Miscellaneous worship of false idols.
Drive to methadone clinic in hybrid car; 30% electric, 70% Bible furnace.
Receive methadone. Sell for pot.
Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon, other books not The Bible.
Stop on way to welfare office to drown puppies.
Pickup welfare check.
Cash check.
Buy more pot.
Miscellaneous Sodomy.
Light lunch of sushi and stem cell pie, plus cappuccino, at upscale coffee shop.
Stop at nearest cemetery to bleach flags on veterans' graves.
Miscellaneous coveting.
Steal babies, throw them from bridge.
Bomb a church.
Meeting with Jews for instructions on what news stories to run today.
Formal dinner/fundraiser of virgin Christian sacrifice. Guest speakers Michael Moore, Al Franken, Satan, and Bizarro Ann Coulter.
Smoke cigars lit by a burning pictures of Jesus
Infiltrate the school system to attract impressionable young student to the homosexual lifestyle.
Miscellaneous taking the Lord's name in vain.
Smoke pot.
Giggle for about twenty minutes.
Order pizza with extra cheese and stem cells.
Pay pizza man in food stamps.
Watch Real Time with Bill Maher.
Bedtime snack of nachos with three kind of cheese and peppers. No stem cells, watching weight.
Miscellaneous dishonor of mother and father.
Early bedtime, need rest for tomorrow's All-Day Sodomy Fest.
2006-08-12 14:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by David M 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Ann Coulter
2006-08-12 14:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ann Coulter
2006-08-12 14:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ann Coulter for sure! As you can see from my avatar - I love dumb people.....so I would probably have a lot of fun watching her trip.
2006-08-12 14:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id love to sit by Ann, but forsaftey reasons Id sit by the Muslim so if I see him trying to get up or do anything funny I can knock his *** out.
2006-08-12 14:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by snare3011 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ann Coulter -- smart lady and she speaks English. Plus, she'd probably be seated in first class, so that means I'd be there too.
2006-08-12 14:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
either way, my head is going to explode. It would just be more torturous with Ann Coulter.
2006-08-12 14:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by rob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ann Coulter - slam dunk. She probably would keep to herself and certainly wouldn't blow up the plane!
2006-08-12 14:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by 34th B.G. - USAAF 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ann Coulter. She only drops 'f' bombs, not anything that would actually hurt you. Plus, she'd let me eat her meal because she's anorectic.
(Ann - You're TOO SKINNY! Eat some cookies!)
2006-08-12 14:21:16 · answer #9 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that a Muslim who was planning a suicide bombing would wear a t-shirt announcing it, so I choose either. Where is your mind at, sir? Do you see a person of a particular religion and immediately think they are killers?
2006-08-12 14:38:44 · answer #10 · answered by swarr2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I continuously sit down on the superb suited wing for some reason (whilst Im with my kinfolk) yet whilst me and my "pal" went final 12 months, We sat interior the very back on the left factor... I took the window seat... I hate the aisle seat... that spot ought to be reserved for pregnant women, little ones, women, seniors and those with vulnerable bladders :P
2016-10-02 00:19:58 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋