Who ever can make up the best yo mama snap wins 10 pts\. It has to be original and funny.
2006-08-12 14:10:45 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yo mama so poor people rob her house for practice
2006-08-12 14:16:47 · update #1
Yo mama so ugly even Bill Clinton wouldn't do her.
Yo mama so poor she does her drive-by shootings on a school bus
Yo mama so stupid she brought a knife to a shooting
2006-08-12 14:19:12 · update #2
Yo mama so black that when she gets out the car the oil light come on.
Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so dumb I told her it was chilli outside and she went outside with a bowl.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a telephone company.
Yo mama's lips so big, chapstik had to make a spray!
Yo mama so poor that when I came in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor she said clap yo hands stump yo feet praise the lord we got heat.
Yo mama's so stupid, that when I asked her what she was doing walking down the street yelling into an envelope, she said "I'm sending a voice mail"
Yo mama so poor that she tried to bite yo daddy's toe off because it had a corn on it.
2006-08-12 15:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by ~~MISS J~~ 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so cheap, she got married for the rice.
You mama's so fat, I saw her walking down the road with a pig under her arm. I asked "Where'd you get the pig?" The pig said, "I won it in a raffle."
2006-08-12 21:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out
2006-08-12 21:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by teden3191 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mama is so fat when I swerved to miss her in my car I ran out of gas
2006-08-12 21:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by sg1alias 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama i so stupid put lipstick on her forehead so she could makeup her mind.
2006-08-12 21:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
2006-08-12 21:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by Fox Paws 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so fat when she walked past the tv screen i missed60 minutes
2006-08-12 21:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by punkboy007 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat when she fell down she started the tsunami
2006-08-12 21:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by a purple buddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid when she took the pepsi challange she choose jif
2006-08-12 21:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by applejack80@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so fat when she stepped on the scales it said Only One At A Time Please.'
2006-08-12 21:17:52 · answer #10 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋