It's the Liberals' agenda for today, Let's look and see what a day is like for the Liberals of America...
Liberal Agenda for August 11, 2006
Wake up. Hug tree.
Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spread on toast.
Get dressed in hemp suit.
Miscellaneous worship of false idols.
Drive to methadone clinic in hybrid car; 30% electric, 70% Bible furnace.
Receive methadone. Sell for pot.
Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon, other books not The Bible.
Stop on way to welfare office to drown puppies.
Pickup welfare check.
Cash check.
Buy more pot.
Miscellaneous Sodomy.
Light lunch of sushi and stem cell pie, plus cappuccino, at upscale coffee shop.
Stop at nearest cemetery to bleach flags on veterans' graves.
Miscellaneous coveting.
Steal babies, throw them from bridge.
Bomb a church.
Meeting with Jews for instructions on what news stories to run today.
Formal dinner/fundraiser of virgin Christian sacrifice. Guest speakers Michael Moore, Al Franken, Satan, and Bizarro Ann Coulter.
Smoke cigars lit by a burning pictures of Jesus
Infiltrate the school system to attract impressionable young student to the homosexual lifestyle.
Miscellaneous taking the Lord's name in vain.
Smoke pot.
Giggle for about twenty minutes.
Order pizza with extra cheese and stem cells.
Pay pizza man in food stamps.
Watch Real Time with Bill Maher.
Bedtime snack of nachos with three kind of cheese and peppers. No stem cells, watching weight.
Miscellaneous dishonor of mother and father.
Early bedtime, need rest for tomorrow's All-Day Sodomy Fest.
2006-08-12 14:01:58
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answered by Heroic Liberal 1
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I would like to see you back that claim up. Cons are the ones still going around and quoting the lies that ththe Bush Administration sprouted for the cause for war. Facts that have been disproven repeatedly.
We liberals wanted the job done right. Which means catching OBL. Something the Bushies don't want done. We're outraged that they disbanded the units searching for OBL.
The only ones who are spineless are the cons.
And I'm a veteran. I've given 10 years of my life to defend this country. Which is 10 years more than any conservative I know.
2006-08-12 14:04:38
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answered by darkemoregan 4
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Don't mistake the few confused Democratic leaders for the core of the liberal movement.
There are a lot of strong liberals out there, fighting to uphold the constitutional mandates of "securing the blessings of Liberty". I don't agree with all their platform, but there are a lot of intelligent passionate competent people fighting for the constitutional values this country was founded upon.
I wish more people had the ability to respect someone's courage, even if you don't agree with their goals.
2006-08-12 14:08:58
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answered by coragryph 7
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Yes, it is hard to think of others when you are a republican. I mean, there is only so much time, taking money from school budgets, from people with disabilities, low income people, making sure there are enough tax breaks for the rich people and oil companies. Making sure you have enough people in prision that "may" be terrorists, and keeping them there for years with no charges, so we can uhm, go to another country and make sure they have rights..wait, that makes no sense, anyway... Then there is making sure we scrape every living thing off the planet so the poor oil companies can be richer.. Yes, the trials and tribulations of being a "ethical" republican....
2006-08-12 14:05:26
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answered by mets9999 4
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Liberalism is an ideology, philosophy, and political tradition that holds liberty as the primary political value.[1] Broadly speaking, liberalism seeks a society characterized by freedom of thought for individuals, limitations on power, especially of government and religion, the rule of law, the free exchange of ideas, a market economy that supports relatively free private enterprise, and a transparent system of government in which the rights of minorities are guaranteed. In modern society, liberals favour a liberal democracy with open and fair elections, where all citizens have equal rights by law and an equal opportunity to succeed[2]. Liberalism rejected many foundational assumptions which dominated most earlier theories of government, such as the Divine Right of Kings, hereditary status, and established religion. Fundamental human rights that all liberals support include the right to life, liberty, and property. In many countries, "modern" liberalism differs from classical liberalism by asserting that government provision of some minimal level of material well-being takes priority over freedom from taxation. Liberalism has its roots in the Western Enlightenment, but the term now encompasses a diversity of political thought, with adherents spanning a large part of the political spectrum, from left to right. In the context of economics, the term "liberalism" refers to economic liberalism, which is associated with the political ideology of liberalism itself.
2006-08-12 14:03:33
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answered by Anonymous
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As long as someone is controlling the strings they can walk, but the real question is, are they walking in the right direction? Gee, I wonder if the answer above is his own work?
2006-08-12 14:04:01
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answered by ? 4
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Hommie
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answered by ben 2
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the risky factor is the puppetmasters are international, in spite of birthplace Obama isn't working for the superb interests of this united states, he could ought to be an entire fool to have faith that he's.
2016-10-02 00:19:40
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answered by ? 4
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They are Yellow Yellow Yellow and would rather support terrorist than America!
2006-08-12 14:08:16
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answered by Anonymous
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I'll take you out in a fight anyday.
10 bucks, let's make it interesting!
2006-08-12 14:04:26
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answered by Anonymous
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