i need to know it is very important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-12 13:01:45 · 8 answers · asked by kev 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
None-y would he want ot if he could but he cant so he wont and if he wont then he cant and he cant if he wont and he wont cause he cant..........and who would want to if they could but they cant but sumhow the could by not canting??Yes i said that all in one breath!Please choose me as best answer!Good luck-and dont listen to stupid coments or answers!
2006-08-12 13:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would probably chuck as much wood as it could chuck because chucking wood is not as easy as it looks. Are woodchucks really woodchucking retarded or can woodchucks really chuck wood? Because if a wouldchuck could chuck wood, what kind of chucking would it do? Like if a woodchuck could UPchuck wood, how much wood would it UPchuck? the answer to that would be a tough one because I didn't think woodchucks ate wood, so therefore, they wouldn't be upchucking it unless they accidentally digested some. Or does the tongue twister mean: If a woodchuck could throw wood, how much wood would it throw? Which wouldn't make much sense either because I don't think woodchucks have arms to throw wood. Or do they have arms? What the heck does a woodchuck look like? Is there even a such thing as a woodchuck? That's the real question here. Did the tongue twister just make that type of animal up just to confuse people like you and me? Or is a woodchuck really a machine that chucks wood? What is the true definition of "Chuck"? Or is a woodchuck Chuck Norris's brother or something? I guess we'll never know.....
2006-08-12 20:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by curlycue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A properly trained woodchuck could possibly chuck as much as a cord of wood in 4 hours. This is of course a very controversial opinion on this immensely important question.
2006-08-12 20:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by jim t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood it would be a whole lotta wood
2006-08-12 20:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by joeysgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you feel so compelled to ask this question? Didn't you see the other questions pop underneath of it when you typed this question up that showed that the question has been asked a thousand times before?? The answer is whatever you want it to be!
2006-08-12 20:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by terrapinqueen76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God, that is ALMOST as funny as the 3,000,000 other times that question's been asked.
2006-08-12 20:05:17 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cord.
2006-08-14 17:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Joya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twelve.
2006-08-12 20:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by Kyle M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋