2006-08-12 11:22:04 · 24 answers · asked by Bill L 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Before they put the sign up it was okay to be on the grass!
2006-08-12 15:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Greensman (or should that be Greensperson) have these special hover boots made especially for this occasion.
This means they can hover a few centimetres above the surface whilst putting their little sign in the ground so they themselves can keep off the grass too!!
I thought everyone knew that?!
2006-08-12 18:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jay Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have a very cleverly engineered cantilever system, with counterweights to make sure the person on the end doesn't tip the device over.
Either that or they put down wooden planks temporarily, to spread their weight out over the grass, so that no one blade gets too much force on it.
Or maybe it's just repeated walking on the grass which wears it away, so only one person going out there once is acceptable.
I prefer the first option.
2006-08-12 18:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Steve-Bob 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty obvious - cranes.
Cranes can be trained if you take them from an early age and begin their education as soon as possible. . .
If you can begin by only turning the eggs with a mechanical device, you are well on the way.
They clearly do not have the correct lifting gear built in (so much for an ordered universe designed by god!) so you have to get them used to harnesses pretty soon after hatching.
Make sure that the RSPCA check on your Train Plain Cranes Sign Sine School before you apply for limited levitation lifting licences, or tears may flow.
2006-08-12 19:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by Colin A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the 1st place ther is no sign. so its okey to someone step on to the grass to put the sign keep off the grass. did u get the sign? or i need to keep off the grass 1st?
2006-08-12 19:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by dedm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just grows there from "Keep Off the Grass" seeds.
2006-08-12 19:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's OBVIOUS !!!
They place the sign when it's just dirt. Then sprinkle the grass seed.
or....I like this one more than mine.....before the sign it was okay to be on the grass....like it :)
2006-08-12 23:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by targetdummy2002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They put it there on the ground before planting the grass.
2006-08-12 18:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by ryd_sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the fall when the grass is sleeping, sneak up and use one of them signs that those sneaky politicians use,pound it in exit stage left! by the way how long has your lawn gone uncut?
2006-08-12 18:33:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The SAS lower one of their top guys from a helicopter with the sign in one hand and a lump hammer in the other.
2006-08-12 19:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋