How do you teach a Yeti to ride a unicycle?

Answer 1

You get his warm-weather cousin Bigfoot to threaten him. Bigfoot tells the Yeti that if he does it, then he will get a ride made for him in Disneyworld (in addition to his exitsting ride at Disneyland.). Then you tell the Yeti to go to a Circus training camp, disguised as a janitor.

Answer 2

Come on we all know there is no such thing, as a unicyle.
I think that a yeti would be too heavy for most commercally made cycles. You may have to get one specially made to support his weight. It is probably a Male Yeti because Female Yetis lack a protien that regulates balance so they would probably not be able to ride it too well. How much does your Yeti weigh? What do you feed him?

These can be important factors as well.

Answer 3

The same way you teach any animal. Praise and reward and enouragement. However, if you have found a yeti, I would suggest that you don't need to train it to do anything, simply being a yeti will get you the fame and fortune and attention you so obviously are looking for.

Answer 4

I have a pet BIG FOOT.
I've been trying to teach him to ride a unicycle for ages.

Just yesterday morning I left him in the gym with the bike and went to Tesco.
When I got back he was just sitting in the corner.

"Come on Clive," I said. "Haven't you learnt to ride it yeti?"

Answer 5

First, you have to find a Yeti and a unicycle. Ask again after you have both items.

-Dio

Answer 6

Not possible, everyone knows Yetis only fly.

Answer 7

what kind of question is that do u have a Yeti??

Answer 8

Very carefully!