switch channels would be my guess
2006-08-12 10:01:24 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
sorry...I have a probblem with my spelling lol
2006-08-12 10:18:48 · update #1
Shoot them all............problem solved!
2006-08-12 10:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Artist: the Nuns Lyrics
Song: Maria Lyrics
She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to Mass
And whistles on the stair
And underneath her wimple
She has curlers in her hair
I even heard her singing in the abbey
She's always late for chapel
But her penitence is real
She's always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey
I'd like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I'm with her I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
She's as flighty as a feather
She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!
She'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's an angel!
She's a girl!
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
2006-08-12 10:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Mikey 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
2006-08-12 10:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Anti Tank Rocket launcher aimed at her head
2006-08-17 07:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
switch channels or send them the flu bug that should sort em out another flamin reality programme what the helll did we watch before shite like this. we pay tv licence and we dont get to see so many famous faces just wannabes it's not on
2006-08-18 00:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I felt sorry for the one who was getting booted off the show and then she had to manage to sing a song.
I say well done to her, I don't think I could have sung like that if I was getting kicked off.
2006-08-12 10:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same way you solve a problem like John B
2006-08-12 10:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a petition to stop the bbc taking our money for licence fees and producing bloody crap programmes like the one above!!!!
2006-08-17 05:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by hellraisersteve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why oh why do they keep putting c.r.a.p on tv. Why keep giving c.r.a.p jobs to presenters who are skint. Just like the one Noel Edmonds presents Deal or no deal, what a bag of s.h.t.e. I watch the first one and wanted a sick bag, I'm sick of them bringing back skint presenters.
2006-08-12 10:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jeanette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dunno, but marrying Captain vonTrapp worked pretty well.
This was a true story- the youngest child- in the movie, her name was Gerturde, I think... Anyway, the movie came out when she was an old woman, and she said that the movie was just like she remembered it...
One of my favorite motivational songs is in that movie- Climb every mountain.. till you find your dream!!!
2006-08-12 10:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least it's better than the drivel that is this years Big Brother!
2006-08-17 04:34:52 · answer #11 · answered by Dawn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋