The time I told them I didnt actually spray paint a bathroom wall and it wasnt my fault the school was trying to expelle me...
The time I told them I was going to my friends house and instead we went to town n got hammered...
The time I told them I was sleeping over at my friends house and instead we went to Vancouver and got drugs...
The time I told them I was going to a church event and went to Vancouver and got meth...
The time I told them I was going to see a movie and got drugs instead...
The time I told them my bf was 18 when he was actually 20...
The time I told them I hadn't been drinking even though I was with a girl who almost died of alcohol poisoning...
The time I told them I hadn't been blazing (although I didnt smoke much weed, I was on shroomz that night instead so I guess thats not totally a lie)
The time they caught me with a guy so I told them he was my bf...
The time I told them I was going to a friends for a sleepover and went to a guys house to spend the night...
The time I got caught shoplifting and told them I didn't realize I'd walked outta the store still holding a bracelette...
The time I told them I'd never smoke cigarettes...
Every time I tell them I dont drink anymore...
The time I told them my friends dad would be home when we went to his house for a sleepover but really he was away on business...
The time I told them I havent ever done more than make out...
The time I told them I've never driven a car without them there...
The time I told them I'd left a group of guys I barely knew and was alone with since my best friend had to leave and said I was hanging out with a bunch of my friends who are all girls...
The time I told them I didnt attack my sister with a knife...
Hell, even the times I told them I wasnt riding the bus home at night, my friends parents were picking us up...
The time I told my dad I wasnt going to Guildford to go shopping even though I was...
The time I told them I've only blazed 5 times...
The time I told them I've only drank 3 times...
The time I told them none of my friends do drugs...
The times I told them my teachers musta made a mistake on the attendance when I wasnt in class...
The time I told them I wouldnt hang out in parks at night anymore, but I still do...
When I use to be annorexic and I told them I was going out with friends for dinner...
The time I told them I dont have any weapons in my room even though I have a machete and several knives...
The time I told them my best friends parents knew I got her a switchblade for her birthday...
The times I stole money from them and told them I didnt know where it had gone...
The time I told my mom I was going out to breakfast with some friends when I was actually going out with a guy she didn't approve of (mostly cuz he was 5 years older) but then her friend saw us making out and told her...
The time I told her my boyfriend had never been in trouble with the law even though he'd been to jail a couple of times and done community service several and was under house arrest at the time...
The time I told her I dont hang round guys who are more than 5 years older than me, even though my bf at the time was 7 years older...
The time I told my mom a lot of the clothes I took home after shopping were my best friends because her mom doesn't let her spend all her money when I'd actually stolen them...
The time I told my mom one of my friends has never been in trouble with the law, she doesnt steal, she doesnt drink and she doesnt do drugs...
The time I told my parents I'm not actually in much trouble with the police even though they keep calling my house...
The time I told my parents that my friend had gotten kicked outta her house for breaking her foster moms wrist when actually she got kicked out for drugs, alcohol and breaking her foster moms wrist...
The time I told my parents that same girls twin had gotten kicked outta her foster house because she spent all her time in Surrey with her twin when actually she got kicked out for drinking and doing drugs with her little bro who was 13 and for throwing a crazy awesome house party...
The time I told my parents I was drunk even though someone had actually slipped me roofies because I didnt want them to freak out...
The time I told them I didnt mean to light a building in a park on fire and it was an accident...
The time I said it wasnt me who figured out how to make the gas heaters in our school leak gas...
And the time I told them it wasnt me who lit someones desk on fire back in elementary school...
The time I swore it wasnt me who sent a bomb threat to my highschool so I could get outta class...
I think I could actually go on forever... My parents are under the impression I'm a good girl when actually all I've ever done is get in trouble...
2006-08-12 10:16:14
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A countless number. I'm a good actor, am trusted by most, can look people in the eye, and know the art of deception inside and out. Alot of these lies hurt no one and I told every lie in a surgical manner so I made sure no one actually got hurt.
Yes I'm 13, not an adult who didn't read the teens... part.
2006-08-12 18:00:06
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answered by JustAnuddaKid 2
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I lied about the time where i said i was going out to my friends house when i was really going to a party, and i got drunk...and i'm only 14 years old!
and that time where i snook out in the middle of the night, and went to my friends house and we smoked weed! my mom caught me and asked me where i went, i said i went for a walk!....um i have a gun in my bedroom, they don't know that! My parents think i'm not involved with any girls, but gals dig me and they think i'm hot, i mess around with them a lot! I usually don't come home till 2-4 AM, they think i'm at my friends house when i'm really getting high!.....they think i'm into that rap hip hop crap, but i'm into metal and death metal!
Lets just face it....i'm the best lier there is!...they believed every bit of it!
2006-08-12 16:31:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Nothing that I know of.
I dont usually lie to my parents.
Atleast not anything major.
I have a pretty open relationship with my mom.
Although I have thought about lieing a few times to get my way, but I never have. I'd rather not lose my moms trust in me.
2006-08-12 17:06:09
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answered by Becky 4
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hmmm.... let's see. there was one time that i went to my bf's house and wanted to change into sumthin that i knew my parents wouldnt let me wear so i brought a bag with my clothes in it and when they asked "what's that?" i said it was just some of his stuff that he gave me and i forgot to give it back at school. they believed me.
there was one time that i faked sick VERY well and got out of goin to school that day... but it back fired on me and mom brought me to the doctor the next day...but i guesss that was a good thing cuz i found out that i had a urinary tract infection...lol
there was another time that i had phrases written all over my arm that contained curse words. i had written them myself. and i forgot to hide my arm when i went home that day. my parents saw and blew up and i told them that my friends wrote them. they believed me!!
there are so many stories that i dont remmeber all of them! if i remember any more i can message em to ya if ya want? lol
2006-08-12 16:37:55
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answered by Kay 2
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Obviously you are wondering if your doughter is telling the truth .. so why don't u just ask that? Just talk to her about it. dir! You are a mom .. u can figure it out! But don't go on playing "investigator" or anything like that. That will make her mad and u will lose her trust.
2006-08-12 21:26:13
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answered by somechick. 2
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I told my mom i was going to my friend Mckayla's house. But instead i went to a guy's house . And my mom called my friend and she told her that i was there but i was in the bathroom. So when i got home my mom asked if i had great time at my friend's house. yeah i'm good!
2006-08-12 16:38:16
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answered by party_girl294 1
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When I said I was going over to my friends house i went to my gfs house and we had a nice time we didn't do anything bad and then when I got home she asked if i had a fun time
2006-08-12 16:49:35
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answered by Anonymous
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*sigh* Nothing too bad, really, as I hate violence, get nauseous at the smell of smoke, consider drugs suicide, and would never risk going to jail or having a whiny kid.
But they think I don't like music when I love rock.
And they think I'm not into boys.
But that's about it, I think.
*sigh*
2006-08-13 12:23:09
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answered by Sarcasm Queen 3
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When I told her I'd had sex on April 1 and then said APRIL FOOLS. For years I thought I'd tricked her. HA
2006-08-12 16:33:40
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answered by JL's Mom 3
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I dated this guy behind my parents back and the never new. and i told them i didn't like him and they bought it...but i dated him for almost a year!! =)
But he is so stupid!! He's a butt wipe!
2006-08-12 18:49:11
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answered by peeps 1
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