2006-08-12 09:16:10 · 7 answers · asked by duke 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
THE ICE FISHING CONTEST:
The Minnesota Vikings challenged the Green Bay Packers to an ice fishing contest. When it came time for the catch weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs of fish and the Vikings had zero.
The Vikings demanded a rematch the following week. This time the Packers caught 200 lbs of fish and the Vikings caught zero again.
The Vikings insisted that the Packers had to be cheating and demanded another rematch, but this time they sent a spy dressed in green and gold to check it out.
This time the Packers came back with 300 lbs of fish and the Vikings still had zero.
So, the Vikings said to the spy "Are the Packers cheating or what" ???
The spy said "Hell yeah they were cheating !!!"
They were drilling holes in the ice !!!
THE FUNERAL:
A Green Bay Packers fan was enjoying himself at the game at a packed Lambeau Field on Sunday afternoon, and he noticed an empty seat down in front.
He went down and asked the man seating next to it if he knew who's seat it was.
The guy said "Yes, that's my wifes seat. We never missed a Packer Game together since the Lombari days, but now see's dead.
The fan offered his sympathy to the old man and said, "It's really to bad that you could'nt find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game with".
"Oh no the man said, I have plenty of people to give the ticket to... it's just that their all at the funeral".
2006-08-12 09:56:11 · answer #1 · answered by Dun Dun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Green Bay Fudge Packers vs. The Tampa Bay Butt Pirates!
Battle Gayale!
2006-08-12 16:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Antoine Winfield and Ahman Green were stranded in the desert. All of a sudden, they saw a lamp with a jini. The Jini offered a wish to Ahman Green and Antoine Winfield each.
Ahmahn Green said to the jini "I wish I could build a brick wall around Wisconsin so I won't have to see anymore Viking fans! Build it 60 feet high and make it electrified! Also make it solid so no Viking fan can sneek through the holes.
Antoine Winfield then got an idea. He asked the jini "This thing has no holes and is electrified, right?" The jini then said "Yes". Antoine Winfield then said "Fill the wall with water."
2006-08-13 01:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by enigma_frozen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ole and Swen die and wake up in hell. The devil stops in and sees them dressed in parkas and mittens,
warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
Ole replies, "Vell, you know, ve're from nordern Visconsin, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy
fer a chance to varm up a little bit, youknow."
Later when the devil returns to the room of the two guys from Wisconsin, he finds them in T-shirts,
grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in misery and
you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather back home in Visconsin, so ve've
got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice."
The devil is so furious he can't see straight. Finally, he comes up with the answer. The two guys love
the heat because they have been cold all their lives. So, the devil decides to turn off all the heat in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is 40 below zero. Every person living in hell is shivering something
awful. Icicles are hanging everywhere. The devil smiles and heads for the room where Ole and Sven are
living and finds them back in their parka and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling
and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded. "I can't understand. When I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing
cold and you're still happy. What's wrong with you two?"
Ole and Sven looked at the devil in surprise and say, "Vell, don't ya know? If hell is froze over,
dat must mean the Packers yust won a game."
2006-08-12 16:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by Devin R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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That's where the mediator or contra auguste between the whiteface and the auguste, poor guy, he ends up catching the brunt of the punishment! Other clowns that might appear in an act are mimes and jesters. Professional clowns for birthday party actually are trained in what they do.
2014-09-01 03:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Brent! "YEAH" he said, i though u was going home? i asked. Nah, i wanna see if i can still do it, i know i can , im still a leader!
Yeah whatever man! I SAID.
No, u will become a believer( as soon as he said that, dark clouds rolled up and lighting struck the goal post and it burned to the ground!) Okay, now u are crazy man, just crazy !!
2006-08-16 13:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Rick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it used to be good...
why doesn't the grass grow at Lambeau?
Too much Moss in the endzone.
How are a Packer fan and a gun similar?
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it
2006-08-12 16:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by The Pilot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋