Huge pile of crap.....I couldn't stop my body from stepping on it and.........oh my god!....my leg has sank in the pile up to my ankle. Now everybody is looking at me and laughing, some of them are throwing up........the dogs in the park are barking and the birds are flying away........some tourists are taking pictures of me but through the crowd a little girl approaches me and says..................
To be continued.
did I go to far with it? : )
2006-08-12 09:08:01
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answered by Bigfoot 4
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A horse tied to the bicycle rack was relieving itself loudly. The park police officer who had left it there turned to look, then went back to chatting with Sheila, long-legged hooker from uptown.
2006-08-12 16:04:35
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answered by water boy 3
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...fabulous girl who was waving her hand at you. She was smiling and you thought she was the prettiest girl you ever had seen. You walked towards her and tried to say something. You had this awesome feeling that she was going to be you wife (and you had never believed in love at first sight). Words didn't come out of your mouth but did come out of hers. Hers? It was a freaking guy's voice!! Now you definitely took "love at first sight" out of your dictionary.
2006-08-12 16:06:50
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Bloo*y pretend Irish horse and carriage guys touting for business
2006-08-12 15:59:31
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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A squirrell that ran up my pant leg and tried to eat my nuts. You know, the ones I had in my pocket.
-Duo
2006-08-12 15:58:46
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answer #5
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answered by Duo 5
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hot dog stand. mmm! mmmmm! NY has THE best hot dogs in the world.
2006-08-12 15:59:20
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answer #6
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answered by effin' h!lar!ous 3
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tree with it's leaves fluttering in the city breeze.
2006-08-12 16:02:16
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answer #7
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answered by Lil' Dog 6
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a new york cop on the take
2006-08-12 16:03:21
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Homeless person.
2006-08-12 15:58:40
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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...homeless person sleeping under a bunch of newspapers....
2006-08-12 15:58:51
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answered by Anonymous
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