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2006-08-12 08:17:59 · 17 answers · asked by phil manutsac 1 in Politics & Government Politics

takes over* ---just because i see through the nicolas cage smoke screen, doesn't mean i don't make typos sometimes

2006-08-12 08:18:56 · update #1

17 answers

Why are you asking such a dumb question?

2006-08-12 08:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Now, Phil, who has been watching a Nicholas Cage marathon?! If you know NC has just become the head of the Bavarian Illuminati, he has many, many other (pardon the expression) worlds to conquer. Besides, he would have to move to another country to become that country's dictator (after he establishes residency, becomes a citizen, etc.) Italy already had a dictator; that didn't work out very well for him; France, no; the U.K., no, and the U.S.A., absolutely not. So, how was "World Trade Center"?

2006-08-12 08:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by Serena 6 · 0 0

He'll have to battle Tom Cruise in the quest for world domination, but in the end, the tie-breaker will be who has a younger wife, and Cage will rise to victory.

2006-08-12 08:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by ♫ Abby ♫ 4 · 0 0

Is he Polish? if not- no chance, the Polish are the next world leaders. Has anyone else noticed that they seem to be taking over? especially in England, I don;t know what the situation is like in other countries.

2006-08-12 08:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by True_Brit 3 · 1 0

He's made so many movies... I think it will be right after The California Governator assassinates someone. You know, like... He'll kill off Tori Spelling for being the worst actress ever.

2006-08-12 08:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by <3 See Jane Run <3 2 · 1 0

The question is, would Nicholas Cage really want the job? If he does, ten years, tops.

2006-08-12 08:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by ensign183 5 · 1 0

You should stop criticising Nick Cage because he is a good liberal and a very smart man that acts good.

2006-08-12 08:20:58 · answer #7 · answered by liberaldumbutt 1 · 0 0

If it weren't for the stupidity of this question, it may have been ok to answer.

Ok, I've wasted enough time on you...time I'll never get back, thank you very much!

(That's sarcasm, kid, in case you didn't recognize it right away!)

2006-08-12 08:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well he has the perfect evil plan, either we surrender or he continues making movies... tough choice.

"Can you still see the light!"

2006-08-12 08:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

RUKidding?

2006-08-12 08:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yah , ok now go shut off your tv. and Go live life..

2006-08-12 08:20:15 · answer #11 · answered by yournotalone 6 · 1 0

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