What are some good ways to get even with neighborhood punks terrorizing me and my wife??

Answer 1

There are times you may be able to get help frpm the FBI. But you need to be assured it is an ethnic thing, which falls under the heading of Civil Rights. The other option is to seek help from the police. But this usually fails because of dumb a$$ judges who are only hand poppers.

Answer 2

that stinks. i used to have neighbors like that.
here are some ideas. some of them might seem juvie to you, but desperate times call for desperate measures and besides, if you do goofy, out of character stuff, they'll never be able to figure out that it's you!

- slash their tires, put wet jolly ranchers on the windshield, put shaving cream and egg on the paint of the car, and write a message on the driver's door in Sharpie warning them that "dis is just da begining, (insert the most crude explitive you can think of)". Make sure and misspell "beginning" and don't write neat either.
- lewd crank calls at 5 am in the morning. make sure and block your phone number before you start doing this!
- call the pizza place and order 100 pizzas to be sent to them.
- buy a paintball gun and terrorize their pets.
- oldie but goodie: flaming bag of crap on the door step, ring the bell and run!
- put chocolate pudding in their mailbox.
- if you can get their email address, send them viruses and junk mail.
- if they still live with parents (i've been assuming they're grown kids), invite parents and kids to dinner and give them food poisoning. parents too- serves them right for not controling the brats!

happy hunting!

Answer 3

Think That They Are You Children. Hate breeds Hate. Love Is Returned Multifold.

Answer 4

It all depends on how old they are, I mean if they are in the age range of like 10-14 yrs-old, they can be spooked by you just telling them to move on, or you can tell their parents on them, and then if they are older then you must get the police involved because when they, are in the older age group they can be kind of dangerous, so just be careful and whatever you do don't try to play the games that they play, be the adult and remember they are someone else kids, and how would you want someone to treat your child.

Answer 5

Confront them in front of their parents. This worked for me, I got right up in the boggest ones face and told him if he ever bothered my family or came on our property again I would call the police. And I meant it, I knew I had to be scarier than him, so I was. When he refused to apoligize I whipped out my cell phone right then and started calling the cops. He freaked out, his parents freaked out, his friends freaked out, and I never had a problem with them again!

Answer 6

My best get back is to take the valve out of their valve stems in their tires. Any auto parts store sells the tool for a couple of bucks. It will allow the air out of the tire without destoying their property like slashing tires which is against the law. Then, take the valve and tape it to the sides of their tires. If it's not cut, it's not valdalism.

Answer 7

It depends upon what they are doing to you. I would say to keep the peace and get them on your side if possible. Ask them what it would take for them to stop. Sometimes turning the tables on them and being nice confuses them and they will terrorize someone else. If they are truly being unlawful, call the police or move to a nicer neighborhood.

Answer 8

You must've intimidated them... or did something to call their attention and find it fun harrassing you. Record at every opportunity their harrassments and file a complaint before the police then present your evidence. You might want to invite a few witnesses, too.

Answer 9

Does their stuff end up in your yard? Throw it away asap. Find out where they live call the cops and tell them everything. Send bad magazines to their house, fill out magazine subscriptions, flip them off, wake them up late at night or when they are sleeping, put poop in their yard.

Answer 10

Call the police. Do not take the law into your own hands.