2006-08-12 06:53:57 · 7 answers · asked by icecutie102 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips
Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Your Mom is so nasty; her breath fails the state emissions test
Your Mom's so nasty, she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.
Your mom is so fat; when nighttime comes, people mistake her for the moon.
2006-08-12 07:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Abby ♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama is so fat she goes to the movies and sits next to everyone.
Yo' mama is so fat she goes into a restaurant, looks at the menu and says 'okay'.
Yo' mama is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled it.
Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Service names each of her farts.
Yo' mama is so ugly the Red Cross talked her out of being an organ donor.
Yo' mama is so ugly they know what time she was born because her face stopped all the clocks.
Yo' mama is so skinny her eyes are in single file.
Yo' mama is so short she poses for trophies.
I tried!
2006-08-12 14:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by LFL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to steal a free sample
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to break into a store that is already open.
2006-08-12 14:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so i was walking down the street tha other day then i seen your mom carrying this pig so i went up to her then i said where did you get that at the pig said i won her at the carnival
2006-08-12 14:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by chiken_wing_eater 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama ? they are kiddy joke
2006-08-12 13:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by dr.who 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mamas so stupid she stuck an energizer batterie up her butt & said i got the power!
if you know more email me
2006-08-12 14:01:16 · answer #6 · answered by vdoggy101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so nasty shes had more rapers in her than an IPOD!
i love this one!
2006-08-12 13:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by Natalie J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋