I can only tell you if your funny if you say something that I think is funny.
2006-08-12 06:45:50
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answer #1
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answered by Justine 3
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No but this is.
The Nun teaching church school was speaking to
her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question,
"When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?"
Mary raised her hand and said, "I think it's
your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands"? Mary
replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold
your hands together in front of you and God
just takes your hands first!"
"Oh what a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and
Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her
legs straight up in the air and she was screaming,
"O God, I'm coming!"
If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted.
2006-08-12 13:47:18
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answer #2
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answered by Dennis Fargo 5
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Ofcourse u r funny....uve lost 5 points for such a question....I just cant stop laughin readin the question itself..anyways...im gettin another 2 points for free without using my brain. So pick me as the best answer too...Thanks ;-)
2006-08-12 16:37:14
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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No. You're a dufuss. Someone asks a simple question and your brilliance moves you to respond with "Cut off your hands." Why don't you cut off your head? Or did you already do that?
2006-08-13 12:36:12
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answer #4
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answered by Jim K 1
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You didn't give an example but you probably are.
If you go to an amateur talent event and try out you could find out for sure.
2006-08-12 13:48:26
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answer #5
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answered by papricka w 5
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As soon as you learn to spell SEX, sure....hint..it's not sxe
2006-08-12 13:46:18
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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No I think you are f*cking stupid - Yahoo answers is for serious questions, not little h*mo-fairy time-wasting questions. Grow up r*tard.
2006-08-12 13:49:46
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answer #7
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answered by Andoo W 2
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hilarious lol pmsl oh sorry thought u were serious for a minute
2006-08-12 13:45:43
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answer #8
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answered by midge 2
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you you are a joker joker you know the meaning of this joker one who is very funny you you you are funny that is why you are asking this type of silly question mmmm.......
joker
2006-08-12 13:48:45
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answer #9
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answered by Riya 4
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funny like a clown?
2006-08-13 04:35:17
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answer #10
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answered by ;-) 2
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