...and don't repeat what I just said to be a wisea#@ :-)
2006-08-12 06:01:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Eugene Levy
2006-08-12 06:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a couple of jokes for ya....
Let me know if they work.
; )
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish .But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box."
And.. the next one...
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
2006-08-12 15:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by boxergirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres some jokes-
Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.
You should always give 100% at work...
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday
hope these did it. If you go to google and type in jokes you can get a bunch more.
have a good one
2006-08-12 13:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by scrdudie7 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just imagine George Washington walking up to the front of the Continental Congress, looking around the room, and saying, "All right, who farted?"
(...and Ben Franklin just sits there grinning...)
2006-08-12 14:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Giant pandas from Mars are tonight's guests on Jay Leno
2006-08-12 13:09:32 · answer #5 · answered by redbird5 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My wife and I were discussing whether cats or
dogs have better lives and she decided cats
do, because they can do whatever they want
and still get lots of attention and affection.
I, on the other hand, decided dogs have better
lives, because they get to poop in the yard.
2006-08-12 14:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey! diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle all over the bed side clock. The little dog laught, to see such sport then did of electric sock.
2006-08-12 13:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by Nevar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
happy peanuts soar, over chocolate covered mountain tops, and waterfalls of caaarameel, prancing nougat in the meadow sings of songs of satisfaction toooo the worrld!
2006-08-12 13:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by thatchik! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like Pie
2006-08-12 19:38:58 · answer #9 · answered by Terrashi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-12 13:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋