Since the republicans believe anything Bush claims do you think they would support occupying the north pole and killing female and baby penguins?
2006-08-12 05:49:28 · 34 answers · asked by ast5792 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
maybe if there was crude oil in their fat
2006-08-12 05:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by tank20760 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Oh my God! Send more troops to Iraq.. we have penguin terrorists in the North Pole! I can hear it right now.. Bush and his Administration... my god.. it's so crazy... it just.. might work.
Yes, most of us are aware that penguins would not fair too well in 100+F temperatures. But unfortunately only about 10% of us realize it. And only about 8% of those realize that the North Pole is nowhere near Iraq. The other 90% don't want to believe that our President and his administration are that stupid. According to our President it is God's plan. Do not quesiton our President as he is under God's direction.
Anybody ever think that George or Dick is the anti-christ? I am farthest from a believer of God as described in the Bible (new and old test.), but if anything, George is starting to even make ME a believer!
To the generalization person.. I'm going to be a total jerk here... and say something off the wall just coz it's funny. I think Repbulicans are so misdirected and used to so much bullsheet that it doesn't even phase them when somebody says penguins are terrorists@! i.e. It's funny you hit on the political parties.. I was first thinking and caught off guard by the stupidness of penguins being terrorists@!!
due respect here.. but I think 90% of either party will vote for their party and will believe most anything they are told or hear when it comes to validating their vote. I think a generalization is only that if it's just a tad over 50% of the majority.. but when it's 90%.. I think it's closer to fact than generalizations. I think this questioner is making somewhat of a valid point.
2006-08-12 06:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by game buddee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first of all, penguins aren't native to the North Pole. We're from Antarctica.
And it doesn't matter what Bush does, I'm the one you should be afraid of.
I'm a penguin named Lord Fluffy Feathersorg and I'm taking over the world via yahoo answers.
2006-08-13 19:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most of us recognize a terrorist by their words (destroy Israel and the United States) and actions (killing people and attacking Iraqis for instance). Or, just interfering with peace, possibly in this case, by kidnapping people using a series of surprisingly sophisticated military tunnels.
No, I've never seen a penguin or heard of a penguin doing such things.
2006-08-12 05:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by BigPappa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah these guys are certainly a threat to democracy. Yes sir ree bob, certainly a threat.
Should we create a "leak" on where this particular terrorist cell lies? So Bush can waste more time, money and lives searching for WMD?
Can see it now:
Bright shiny object: Penguin terrorist activites.
Trick under the table: "Patriot" act.
2006-08-13 20:18:26 · answer #5 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm....there are no penguins on the north pole. Penguins are south pole animals. Polar bears are north pole animals. But...it's still highly possible, If you're stupid enought to follow Bush at all, you'd probably head north to kill penguins.
2006-08-12 05:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by alienz67 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, penguins are like humans to. Even though that they are not created that perfectly, we could not blame them from being what they are cause there uniqueness make them the same as ours. The republicans should have there own freewill not by obeying due to the fact that it will make your life miserable and miserable if you don't fight on what you believe is true.
2006-08-12 05:58:40 · answer #7 · answered by bien_ocampo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, I hate it when people generalize. I am a republican and I don't believe everything Bush says. What I do respect about him is his honesty about being wrong.
If you want to generalize, go right ahead, but at least make it realistic. For example, here is a generalized question about every democrat: Would all of the democrats black ball everyone of their representatives if they went against popular democratic believe such as what happened to Lieberman?
2006-08-12 06:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by barefeet561 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fun question!
And I don't know...but I am sure it would be all over the news, debated forever, and used to distract your attention from the real problems going on... and the Reps could dodge the real problems by focusing on the beloved penguins.
2006-08-12 05:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO, acceptable proof would have to be offered, just as with the Muslim Islamo-facist issue.
Besides, penguins are more important to the world that Islamo-facists and peguins do not want to blindly kill people.
And why would you even think up such a question.... don't you like penguins? I think they are neat.
2006-08-12 05:57:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a bull frog had wings could you lead a horse to water and make an omelet if the chicken crosses the road?
That's about how much sense your question makes.
Showing more of your ignorance;
There are no penguins in the northern hemisphere.
2006-08-12 05:53:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋