A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
2006-08-12 05:01:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.
2006-08-12 05:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by ozcall2006 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one, lol, lol. Here is another. His wife was hinting around that she wanted a new car to her husband one day much to his dismay and he asked her what kind do you want, he said. She replied, I don't know, one that goes from 0 to 180 in seconds flat,
when you step on it, she replied. He bought her a bathroom scale.
2006-08-12 05:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by kekeke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh, yea, heard this one too many times before...
And I cant even think of anything funny to say right now, so...
Just gimmie my 10pts =D
2006-08-12 08:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by kl0wnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i admire this comedian tale by applying the way, once I observed that it had God and devil in it i immediately assumed it would be blasphemous, yet i'm happy to declare you proved me incorrect, and it substitute into humorous
2016-11-04 10:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed my heart out. Great joke gal.
2006-08-12 05:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That was so cute, cause I am blond! And some days I feel that way! Dumb??? Thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-08-12 05:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by sweethometexas2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
years old
2006-08-12 05:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by kartz100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......that was very classic!!
2006-08-12 05:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was HILARIOUS!! I'll remember to pass it on.
2006-08-12 05:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Very Good!
2006-08-12 05:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋