My wife brought me breakfast in bed. The bacon was wrinkled, the toast was buttered on the wrong side. She stirs my coffee cream in the wrong direction. Do you think I should find someone else, or try to make her change? I've been trying to get her to change for thirty five years already, so I have some time already invested.... Please help
2006-08-12 04:31:05 · 14 answers · asked by rookiewriter 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I was tempted to say you are being too picky, but when she stirred the coffee in the wrong direction, she crossed the line. I'd dump her, but before I did, I'd give her another thirty five years go get it right. LOL
2006-08-12 04:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? You are willing to divorce her because of THIS? There has got to be another reason why you want to leave your wife. If she has been doing this for 35 years why did you stay with her so long? What if you find someone else that does all of these things and turns out to be a cheater, a slob etc. Are you doing your husband duties? Are you satisfying her in ALL areas of the marriage? I know the answers are probably yes, but are you sure? My suggestion is talk to her and tell her this is how you like your coffee stirred and toast buttered. If that doesn't work than cook the food and stir the coffee yourself. She is not your waitress sir, she is your wife! Geeez!
2006-08-12 04:47:15 · answer #2 · answered by Who me? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL obviously you have a wonderful wife whom you love very much. At least she didn't burn the toast! I'll bet she even puts the toilet seat down for you and trims your toenails doesn't she.... she's definately a keeper, and apparently she thinks you are too.
Bless you both!
2006-08-12 04:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by heartforhelping 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is all she is doing wrong then you should feel lucky! And get your lazy butt out of bed and make your own breakfast if she does not do it right. Be grateful you are getting breakfast in bed !
2006-08-12 05:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by Italian Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like you want a maid and not a wife. Maybe you should do her the favor and leave.
2006-08-12 05:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by latingirl0527 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You freak
It doesn't matter what side of the toast she butters. It matters if you love her for who she is.
2006-08-12 04:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by heavenwithchrist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she cheat on you? Did she try to kill you? If you answered no to both of these questions, keep her. Stop trippin about petty stuff. There are lots of men wishing they could be in your position.
2006-08-12 04:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by C's Wifey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the good laugh! I'd say you've decided that she's a keeper! Have a great day.
2006-08-12 04:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell her like in the slavery days because that is all she is to you.
2006-08-12 05:26:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a loser...dump her and fast...maybe someone in Australia would take her.
2006-08-12 04:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋