2006-08-12 02:39:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
wow!
Osam bin laden
osama means- Ocean so be like the OCEAN
Bin stands for-Testy vagetrian curry so be like A good curry
Laden refers to-VERY Load so be like a earth which has capacity of bearing all those things which are on above.
2006-08-12 03:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say---stand right there for 5 minutes. And then I would pull out my trusty cell phone and give the coordinates on my global positioning devise to the nearest U.S. Army batallion in the area I would run like crazy. :-)
2006-08-12 09:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo...first I'd cut off his toes and fingers one by one. Put salt on his now fingerless hands and toeless feet Then shave his beard and shove it down his throat. Put a plastic bag over his head and tie him to a rope. Let some animal nibble him away. Once they're done...take the plastic bag with his head and give it to the US to collect my reward. =D
2006-08-12 09:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by lenardz33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id tell him to stick his head between his legs and kiss his @$$ goodbye. Then id shoot him and turn him in for the $25 million. After all he is wanted dead or alive.
2006-08-12 09:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him he looks like scotty pippen with a beard. Then I would stomp him into a big pile of poop and set him in fire.
2006-08-12 09:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That hairstyle has got to go! You need a facial as well, dude, what the hell happened to your fashion taste?
2006-08-12 10:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by wlove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding? He's worth like 25 million. Can you say "hawg tied".
2006-08-12 09:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by mad_mav70 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do what the US and UK has being trying to do for ages, and capture/kill that threat to world security.
2006-08-12 11:02:12 · answer #8 · answered by AndyB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick dont let Bush know you are NOT Saddam
2006-08-12 09:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by brinlarrr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll respectfully & humbly ask him for a million dollars. then i'll invest the money in stocks. after i make a pile, i'll donate most of them to the poor children in Lebanon, Afghan, middle east, etc.
2006-08-12 09:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋