It certainly was not the first time for me but last night was special. While stopping at the current hot spots in LA I somehow aquired a troup of scantly clad women (one a saucy little red head) a parrot, 2 lemurs and some contraption from Home Depot. Let me tell you, it was some drive from the club scene to my estate in Malibu. My new driver, Marcello, not being used to my extraordinary life style, made a wrong turn that put us all on a rough and bumpy dirt road. Champagne was spewing everywhere! Oh, the laughter that could be heard for miles! One of the women ( the red head I mentioned) climbed through the sun roof and shouted to the world how her life now had meaning. What a time we all had! Upon arriving at my gated estate, we tumbled out of the limo giggling and laughing like children. We partied the night away. One tip for all of you: do not ever get 2 lemurs togeather in an enclosed space.
2006-08-12 02:34:09 · 7 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i angel Dear girl, of course I do.
2006-08-12 02:40:46 · update #1
after that incident in the elevator, you have the nerve to talk to me?????
2006-08-12 02:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
And I am still waiting for you in the limo, Dave B., sorry about the other ladies, they left seeing how they could never outshine the saucy red head, oh wait there is one still here. Guess you'll have to take us both to the diamond store. She's wearing this pretty rainbow thing. And we are both wearing huge smiles, and little else. Come join us, won't you?
After what you did to her in the elevator, the least you could do is buy her some diamonds, no? What did you think I meant?
2006-08-12 09:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a lot like my night last Tuesday. There were no lemurs though......we had those South American toads that you lick to get high. My lawyer says I can't be too specific as to the exact occurrance. Suffice it to say, the ointment is working.
2006-08-12 09:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by Albert 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No the only time I rode in a limo was with my bridesmaids on the way to my wedding
2006-08-12 09:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad has a limo and I have never done anything in the back of it than ride in it.
2006-08-12 09:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by elizabethxoxo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not yet, do you have a limo
2006-08-12 09:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by 1angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no!!
2006-08-12 11:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by NOT TELLING YOU LOL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋