A man walked into the produce section of this local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager:
"Some asshole wants to buy a half head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, and he
quickly added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Nebraska, sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Nebraska?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing up there but whores and football players!"
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Nebraska."
"No ****?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
2006-08-12 01:56:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
the correct answer is
"ha ha ha"
for all of you wondering where the question is
2006-08-12 01:57:15 · update #1
ha ha ha
2006-08-12 02:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by Garden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-12 09:01:04 · answer #2 · answered by kag6667 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... the kid sounds like some of my friends. That's hilarious!
2006-08-12 09:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by archonette08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe!
thanx for the laughter!
2006-08-12 09:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by qwerty1234567890 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! that was totally awesome
2006-08-12 09:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by court 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋