In Italy we have perfect ears
2006-08-12 01:40:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
I was joking, in UK u have not the sense of humor
For the one that called me mozzarella, In italy we eat mozzarella, In Britain on the contrary you look like mozzarellas, can you watch your white skin?
2006-08-12 01:54:32 · update #1
oh well done to you...
2006-08-12 01:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by willows 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Mozzarella
2006-08-12 08:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you mean 'Why in Britain you have genetically distorted ears as Charles? Yep - no doubt that his ears are genetically distorted, can't deny that one - but all of us? Hell, no - my ears are really quite small.
Mind you, in Italy you have Pavarotti - good for perfect ears - in England we have Boy Bands like West Life and Girl Bands Like the Spice Girls (or maybe not now!), so maybe you have something - neither are good for the ears at all.
But next time you ask a question, please, don't be so rude - it doesn't help anyone!
2006-08-12 12:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A distorted ear is the perfect device to interpret distorted questions through, such as this one. If Prince Charles' ears were 'perfect' and you asked this question aloud to him, all he would hear is an annoying whimpering noise.
In reply to your question, he may well ask you:
"Why in Italy do you have a distorted sense of sporting ethics, military loyalty, and attractiveness?"
2006-08-12 08:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why in Italy are all you so greasy? Give me your email address and I will send over some "Head and Shoulders" and stop eating all that pasta and waving your hands when you talk and bad driving and big noses and bad breath.
I must admit you do have perfect ears though!!
2006-08-12 08:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by eggy74uk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, tht hurts, though im not British, generally its due to genetics which u & i cannot change, but good manners maketh a man, lets not criticize the rest of the Italians, but when u say yr ears are perfect is the rest of yr bodies distorted, think it over
2006-08-12 08:57:45 · answer #6 · answered by dereckdsouza 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We have a great tradition in Britain that when a child is born the parents pull at the childs ear just to enlarge them .. bcos every parent wants their child to have big ears .... i mean Prince Charles is a stunner and who wouldnt want their child to have those ears ?
Its something we are very proud of !!
2006-08-12 09:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm perhaps if you put this in JOKES then people wouldn't get offended. Italians all have big noses because Romans did. now does that offend you or not? If so then you'll see why your question offends some British people (whatever they are, I'm English, not British)
2006-08-12 09:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mummy of 2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The royals are in bred Greeks and Germans. This makes them all look like horses.
2006-08-12 08:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by brainbombuk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're obviously small minded as well! Just because Charles has big ears doesn't mean we all have,stupid! You see the difference is, I wouldn't assume all Italians were as thick as you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-12 08:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ere we go I ain't got big ears and anyway the Royals are of german blood not english so theres your answer
2006-08-12 08:47:09 · answer #11 · answered by Osh Aka Oisinmagic 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋